Personally, I prefer my insufferable gluten trendies southern-fried with a flaky crust and rich cream gravy.
humor => intelligence
One needs intelligence to create and appreciate humor; the absurdity of humor safeguards intelligence, staving off madness, a likely side effect of unabated, tedious existence.
Celiac -> Intolerance
As a pastry chef, I understand when People are actually gluten intolerant or they have extreme dietaries, but if they are just gluten free because it is the new fashion and they have no idea where gluten can be found in a kitchen... then I want to throw them in the flour bin and stir...