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  1. HE SAID: "I'm just going to shoot a few photographs of dragons for my 'Warrior's Photographic Photography of War and Warrior-like War things." SHE SAYS: But I know the real scoop.... (And like the fates and other wizend, wisely people with mysterious knowledge of arcane tomes and knowledgy things always say, 'Pics or it didn't happen.') boogers Once apon a time.... In a land far, far, far away.... Back at the farm.... boogers, snot, poppycock and limey citrus sodas... There was a warrior of furiousness named Furian the Furry Fury Warrior. This warrior was always angry. Why was he angry? Because every night there came a sound into his bedroom, across the room, under the floor, rap rap rap rap rappin, and it would wake him up. Then he would frown, becuase he was having a wonderful dream! A dreamer's dream of dreamilizing things. But mostly, because in his dreams he could return to a time without fury furry furious and furilinian war-like warriors but filled with magical toes and his favorite set of socks. Yes, Furian loved his rainbow toe-socks. And when this sound woke him up from his dream of the rainbow toe-socks of destiny (that he no longer had because they had unraveled after a year or so of continuous unwashed use.) he would be reminded of his sockless world. A single furious warrior tear would run down his cheek. One day earwax. He decided to find the source of this sound and make it knit him some NEW toe socks - neon green ones. This is a picture of Furious Furian the Warrior-like Warrior Face of Fury - naked without his toe-socks: So he went around the world looking for the sound of the rap, rap, rap, rappin. He said to himself, "it is louder here in the desert!" So he mosied over to a large dragon sitting in the sand. "Dragon! Are you making that rap, rap, rapin' noise?" said Furian the furry fury warrior. "What rap, rap, rap, rappin noise?" said the Dragon. And Furian tried to explain the noise but he couldn't because he was an undead warrior and sometimes his dead-like deadly jaw of dead teeth on his zombie head wouldn't work properly. So the Dragon laid down and put his ear to the ground to listen. "That sounds like it's coming from the swamp!" Here is a picture of the Desert Dragon and his dragon scales and ears listening to the nosehair. So Furian the undead fury furry warrior-like warrior went to the swamp and everything that happened in the desert happened again in the swamp. And then some other stuff happened too, but it wasn't very interesting stuff. But Furian visited several dragons and made them listen to the ground and here are pictures: But Furian the furiously warriored warrior of the non-toesocks couldn't find the noise. Just then a Bee came! And Furian discovered that all along the noise was coming from his creaky knee. It was going to snow soon. So Furian went to Griffinborough and bought some neon green wool and knitted himself some toesocks. FIN Story Told by: Stupid tall fire lady Typed by: Smart funny nice looking funny demon that stupid tall fire lady call Geoff. - Dedicated to Furian the Fury Warrior-like Warrior and his neon green toe-socks.
  2. So titles that are currently on preorder - God of War III The latest Final Fantasy release - (I really dont' know why I preorder/buy these games. I don't think I've finished a single one since like FFVI. Why you ask? Let me see... I think it has to do with the fact that every time I play a final fantasy game... I sink like three months into it, get to the final boss only to realize that I have to go back and do another 3 months worth of side quests to get the epic weapon and the epic spell for EIGHTY people before I can even TRY to kill the last boss..... ugh... futility, thy name is Japanime Games! I mean.. if I really wanted to be that expert at something I'd make it something worthwhile... like.. underwater basket weaving.) I just got the super duper amazing Bioshock 2 special edition. Now, I can only play Bioshock if someone else is in the room, all the lights are on and listening to A. The Beatles (pre-Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) or B. Def Lepard (specifically their Hysteria Album because let's face it... the rest are kinda poopoo.) The reasons for A and B are obvious but in case not - it's because nothing bad or scary can happen to you while listening to "I wanna hold your hand" or "Poor Some Sugar on Me". Here's a picture of my amazing Bioshock 2 special edition (with controller - b/c that is one BIG stupid box!) I've been playing a ton of World of Warcraft lately (with my boyfriend! I'm so manipulative!) which has been great! Save for all the changes since the original release... haha. No, seriously... the expansions suck. Not really... but seriously.... haha.. ok I'll stop with the ellipses and seriouslys. But seriously...the new races and stuff are super neat, and though I love being an alliance shaman, I hate that they did away with the whole, "horde has shaman, alliance has paladin" thing. I thought it was neat to have SOMETHING unique about the different sides. I also am somewhat disappointed with the cross server instances. I mean, it's great getting an instance group in 15 minutes, but how do you ever meet anyone on your server? Instancing was the premier place to meet people and get to know guilds. I'm sad to see it go *sniff sniff* uhhmmm... that's about all... OH! I almost forgot Mass Effect 2! Which I just traded in after two weeks of playing. I can't explain what it was about the game that really turned me off. (MINING!! MINING!! MINNININININININGGGGGG! RRRRARRRRGG!) But there was definately something (MINING!! MINING!!) that made me loathe the game. Sooo.... any thoughts? comments?
  3. Saeyia Dishes on Games

    Like for the reals, Katran... fOR THE REALS! The whole weapon/armor set was screwy wierd and crap! I hated it... what are we, in the medieval ages where I need a squire to dress me and help me on my horse? blarg!
  4. Greetings reader are you familiar with The Order of the Stick? ---> see link here if not. I have a dream.. a wonderful evil dream of wicked and cruelty.. a dream where I am an avatar character approx. 120X120 px... much along the same order as a character from order of the stick. But instead I'm a HE pyromancress of evil and wicked pyromanceretic glitter powers. Now, I know some of you have the gift of binary artistry what I don't know is if your artistic wizardry extends into the realm of wish-granting avatars of fire flinging stick people. If so... I promise you 100 unadulterated bananas. If not... thank you for your time and please be sure and tip your waitress. (that's right Tim, I copied and pasted my request. Geoff has been banished back into the realm of the nether for such a time as I am on vacation. That's right... your resident crazy lady is taking a trip to the Big Apple! Wish me luck...and look forward to my sticky avatar when I return. hehe)
  5. Saeyia Dishes on Games

    ahh, well.. you should get back on that horse! (or dire wolf/sabre/giant stupid elephant with big stupid head.. whatever) or play more Sacred! Send me fire gear! hehe
  6. Saeyia Dishes on Games

    Man I know, right?! I just ran through Strat with 5 people! FIVE PEOPLE! wait... wasn't it always five people? I forget... but what I do remember is the tank wandering off to collect water while me and the mage (I was priest) kyted the darned mobs. That's right... squishy kyting. It was still fun though....
  7. My introduction

    welcome my pretty! Soo... you too shall traverse the path less traveled and harken ye unto the PS3?! I dunno what I'm saying... really... I just wanted to use "ye" somewhere in a sentence today. Now my quest is comPLETE (said with scary Emperor voice - no, not the "last emperor" ... THE emperor... Star Wars people... stick wtih me here, we're rambling!) what was this post about? Oh.. wait... Right! so welcome to the forum... bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaha.... (I stole your shoe laces while you were reading this.... ) ...hahahaha!
  8. Request Avatar of Flaming Shadowy Torment

    ...oh my! aaahahahahahahaha, that's... GREAT! It's funny because I think one of the chief reasons for me abandoning Sacred for that hussy of an MMO - was the fact that I own almost TWO complete sets of ice armor and not a SINGLE piece of fire. Not ONE single piece!! So unless Geoff's got bigger pocketsesses than I realize... there's a loot table that has some s'plainen to do!
  9. Salutations and happy glitteriness my faithful friends.... Ok, so I actually got BACK from NY like... last month, but school started the day AFTER; I've been prepping for entry into nursing school, a move AND some other ... stuff... but here I am! and to show you all how much I miss you - I'm going to explain in quick detail some facts about your sense of taste: The Gustatory System - stimuli (some sort of volitile/dissolvable chemical) stimulates chemoreceptors on your tongue... the sensations of which are carried through Cranial Nerve#7 (Facial nerve) and Cranial Nerve#9 (the Vagus nerve) to the Thalamus. There are three kinds of specialized cells: Cirumvillae (which are found near the back of the tongue) Fungiform (which are the predominant cells) and Filiform (which are sharp and often found in great number on cat's tongues - hence their unusual roughness.)
  10. Request Avatar of Flaming Shadowy Torment

    YAY! (thank you Loco!) look at me! I'm a stick figure! A SEXY stick figure.... OF ICY FACEMELTING! muahahahahahhahahahahahaha
  11. Which happen to be - World of Warcraft and White Wolf games.... Yes, after a two year hiatus, I just couldn't stay away any longer - I'm back to playing my priest in World of Warcraft....and it's a blast! Except that EVERYTHING has changed... and now on fridays I'm playing a White Wolf Dark Ages campaign with a couple friends of mine... so much fun... with all that, I dunno how much Sacred I can sneak in...
  12. It's nice to see you too Locolagarto, my good man, quite good... yes.... quite... and how have you been?
  13. Request Avatar of Flaming Shadowy Torment

    oh my! I love it! it's face-meltingly glittery awesome! Thank you! (can I have blue hair?) hehehe, now I just need to figure out how to host it somewhere so I can link to it!
  14. WHY! WHY FOUL imp!? Why when I am beset by enemies; their putrid flesh staining the 3" block of fabric that I call a 'tunic'; do you fling your fireballs at the imaginary "mortar pixies" instead of roasting them in their stead? And why? WHY when commanded to follow me three feet down a perfectly straight street do you insist on running in circles in a field of wildflowers? Don't you realize that we are evil? You are my minion! You must pave the path before my feet with the ashes of my enemies! When you cackle maniacally it should be at the fate of the unbelievers, not the imaginary monkey-moose you chased three miles in the opposite direction! Oh curse you, curse you foul imp! I shake my fist at you!
  15. Well here I am... in my office of doom - Geoff has the day off - so it's pretty quiet around here. Hence, I'm offering a once in a lifetime chance to exploit the silence of the damned. Free Advice, for the low, low price of a glittery nickel! So PM me those problems people, and I'll respond!
  16. 100 zombie hotdogs to Loco Rey de ... uhh... magnifico? And as for missing socks, they all go on vacation every two weeks. What you THINK is simply a clothes dryer is really a portal into the land of vacationing socks.. strangely... few of them that go ever return from LOVs....
  17. New in town

    Greetings Ulfiligarish, your name fills the mouth, would you mind if I call you Uncle Fig instead? I would just like to send you evil glitter greetings, may all your travels in Ancaria be filled with flames and the screams of your enemies. -Sae "resident crazy lady" yia
  18. sooo.... what you're saying is..... you're lucky or you're not.... they're always after me lucky charms!
  19. My weapon of choice

    Anyone remember this? Weapon of Choice
  20. I'm taking a break from my usual silliness to hop in on this. I explored Master Farming Schot's advice and killed the Griffon and that Boar - which the boar was great and dropped a Seraphim set piece. But yeah... I'll lend my voice. I'm level 31 - Silver server, first run through... is there a good place for experience/set farming? And I know it's strictly vanity and I probably shouldn't worry about it until the higher levels ... but... I wanna look pretty!
  21. My weapon of choice

    Hahaha, awww, but the 'Praise You' video was awesome too! You knew that both videos were produced by the same guy? Spike Jonze also did the Beastie Boys' Sabotage and a few other really awesome vids.
  22. I feed Geoff the life essence of innocent sheep and for a treat - scooby snacks.
  23. As you wish... Apart from the obvious (which is that Ornithorhynchus Anatinus exists merely to confuddle, confuse and create a cacophony of conflagulatory consternation among conservative naturalists who declare the Ornithorhynchus Anatinus to be "wierd", "unusual" and against all practicality and logical thought.) the Ornithorhynchus Anatinus exists because of a young boy and his dream. Yes, this boy had powers so great that he could bring imagination to life with a single thought. One day, whilest playing in his bathtub with Platy - his favorite rubber ducky that wasn't a duck but was actually a frog named Burpus - He thought, "this rubber ducky is fun but not as fun as it could be. I'm going to give it fur...and maybe a real duck bill.....it should lay eggs so I can eat breakfast in my bathtub.... oh, and a poisonous spur on it's leg might be entertaining." And so it was... the first Ornithorhynchus Anatinus was created from a rubber duck called Platy that was actually a frog named Burpus and hence to this day we call it a Platypus.
  24. and it just couldn't have happened to a nicer guy... all hail Locomotion!