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Ike

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  1. Hey dn, Welcome back! I seem to recall seeing you on the OoF recently as well. Yeah, I just sent my latest child porn defendant off on a 70-month vacation. - Ike
  2. Because they were put through the wash with their shilleilagh. What is the circumfrence of a square?
  3. Oooo, looks like someone needs a shave, let me help you with this . . . Electric Shaver
  4. Riboflavin. How much is the toll on the Golden Gate Bridge?
  5. Dead matter? Perhaps our little bird friend can be rejuvinated by a . . . Mad Scientist!
  6. Just add cold water. (Ha, it is really HOT water!) How many stories are there in the Empire State Building?
  7. Well, Nish has finally signed off of Uni9 with a ! Check out the post for the details. Suffice it to say, Cabe's account, which Sphenodon misused, is finally dead. Lost 4 BB in seconds. I feel pretty good right now. - Ike
  8. A little update. Just finished a trial for the first of these defendant who decided against accepting our generous plea offer. It took the jury all of an hour-and-a-half to find him guilty. Details on the fates of the conspirators to date. Five sentenced, two more convicted and awaiting sentencing, one more arrested and awaiting transport from Dallas. Then there are a few more we are planning to pick up.
  9. Man, oh man. Another year older, but clearly not another year wiser if you are still eating at McDonalds. Sorry I missed the big day. Preparing for trial. Perhaps I can send a Nigerian bank scammer to jail for you as a belated b-day present. It is the gift that keeps on giving! Hope you had a great one and don't eat any more questionable McD's 'products!'
  10. Awww, what a cutie! Congrats to you and Mrs. Viper. Hey, sweet blue outfit you got there.
  11. Happy BIrthday! Man, I get busy at work and miss all of the b-days.
  12. Friday, friday, friday. My favorite day. I go to work in the morniing. Friday morning (9:00 a.m.) is when the District Judges hear most of their cases, so I am frequently in Court for an arraignment, sentencing, plea, etc. The last few months have been especially busy on Fridays with all of my Nigerian Bank Fraud defendants. After Court I try to finish up anything left over from earlier in the week so that when I leave I don't have anything hanging over my head all weekend. If I do not have Court Friday morning, then it is casual day. Woot! I try to always leave by 5:00 (or earlier!) on Fridays, pick my son up from Day Care (meeting my wife there) and head home. Make a quick dinner, clear up a bit, get Kevin to bed, and then it is game night! We have three friends over and play RPGs or board games from 7:00 to 10/11 or so. ATM, my perfect Friday is off from work, noone around so that I can get some work done on the house without interruption. - Ike
  13. Hmmm...I really lost count of everybodie's accounts but this one I remember (I think) was [PAX] Werner's ? Thank you! I was trying to come up with Werner's name but could not. I remember because he sent 12 (TWELVE!!) RIPs at someone near me who had a bit of a turtle for the time. They were not enough to break through but they did some serious defense bashing . . . this was three years ago. I believe that the account then passed to Revenge9/Blade/Nish . . . etc. But I also lose track a bit for some odd reason.
  14. Well, sad to say but Uni 9 oGame lost a couple of greats of late. Mika hit Download, who then gave Mika his #2 account, with which Mika hit a PurpleD as a Goodbye hit for Download. Weird. Mika then used Download's old account to hit Firefly (a/k/a Rik) after Firefly achieved #1 Rank, #1 Research, and #1 Fleet (although at different times). An old friend of D.a.r.k.'s, he will be missed. And now Anestty (a/k/a Coops) has done hit Goodbye hit. Another close friend to D.a.r.k., he will also be missed if he can sty clean. In case anyone is keeping count, those are three of the Uni's biggest accounts that just changed hands . . . Anestty was using Nish's account, used to be Blade, Revenge9, etc., Download and Rik were #2 and #3 respectively on their original accounts. - Ike
  15. Colony ships are not just fuel hogs, they are SLOW! You would need far too many of any specific RF buster than is worth having if they are not otherwise useful ships. Better off having a bigger fleet than trying to defeat RF. - Ike
  16. I just let the sheep wander free. Is that wrong? - Ike
  17. Heh, you still haven't mentioned for what D.a.r.k. is an acronym. Or have you forgotten yourself? - Ike
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