1. Red, white and blue underpants, black jogging bottoms.
2. The rain hitting my window.
3. A chocolate cookie.
6. Raining hard, a real downpour.
7. Earl Grey Tea.
9. Mousey brown fighting to see if it will go grey or bald first.
10. No, eyes are too sensitive, so wear bi-focals.
11. Two neither of which bother to keep in touch, not even so much as a Christmas Card.
12. October, when all the children are back in school and we can go on a peaceful holiday with all the other tourists around.
13. Cornish Pasty.