Community Status Updates
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.’
I'm finally home. I kind of feel like Adam Sandler's character in "The Hot Chick", except my peace comes from within.
Some say humans are half angel and half animal. I think they got their measurements a little off when they made me.