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because cow cant fly

 

 

 

 

why are roses red?

 

 

 

 

 

 

congrats on 100 hits jaggy :D

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200,000!

 

Why am I tired?

What would I like that number :drool:

 

And on topic:

To hide the fact that they are blue.

 

Why do roses hide their real color?

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Becuz they're ninja plants

 

 

How to kill that which has no life?

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Plant a banana.

 

What do do in case of Nuk-Nuk attack?

:drool:

~Doom

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Put out paper umbrellas on your lawn.

 

How do you avoid nightmares?

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Sleep

 

who runs greenland?

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Green H. Land.

 

How Many Bones In The Body?

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Because they cant hum

 

salsa smells like...?

Edited by jrok

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aliens

 

When giving a toast one must:)

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Jump On One Foot.

 

What Is Toast Made Out Of?

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wet tomatos

 

Aspertame is:)

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The Rope That Tames Aspers.

 

What Are Aspers?

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The first part of a Ration

 

If blue is black, and green is orange what is purple:)

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Because its 30 below

 

What do clouds smell like:)

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Bubblegum.

 

How old is the man in the Chinese Room?

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Slanted

 

What does the underside of the top of a hill look like

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Silky Smooth.

 

How Many Wheels Does An 8-Wheeled Car Have?

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brown

 

How femine is a feline

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CHOMP

 

Do I see a friendly kitty cat:)

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No, there's no such thing.

 

Did I just blow my nose?

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