Teh Cake Wars - Fighting thread

[Chareos Rantras 0]

w00t glasses!! *tries em on*

 

How do I look:)

 

*sees another imaginary butterfly*

 

ZOMG CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Arperum 3]

*Oi! I'm here!*

 

*adds imaginary butterflies to end of stick*

[Barristan 14]

*sommersaults in, sidesteps Chareos' bullheaded charge, while unsheething flashy swords

[Chareos Rantras 0]

*scids to a halt & orders tiger to go after the butterflies of Arp*

 

*unsheates Two Handed Sword and mumbles a few words, now flames encircle the sword*

 

Bring it on Barri!

[Arperum 3]

*summons more butterflies until Chareos' tiger gets hidden under them*

[teotius 0]

*Throw's Gecko into army of Butterflies, and it eats all of em!"

*Now Gecko starts licking all the tiger's faces and cleans all dirty that butterflies gave*

Edited September 2, 2009 by teotius

[Chareos Rantras 0]

Thx teotius!!

 

 

*lunges at Barri with his sword, barely missing him of one inch*

[Barristan 14]

*Having almost been cut in half, furiously swings at Chareos, with both swords, one swing after the other

[Chareos Rantras 0]

*blocks all attacks because he learned how to from Jedi Acadamy Training*

[Asgardhora 0]

when Chareos dug up an ancient artifact he didnt knew he wake up 486dx2-66 an ancient temple guardian.

 

486 decided to join the battle.

 

I offer thee my strenght and my usb integrated oven to bake those bloody cakes and pie's

[Chareos Rantras 0]

w00t I have TG on my side!!

 

 

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

 

COOKIE TIME!

 

*gets baking shirt and ingredients*

[Asgardhora 0]

*bzzzzt* should I upgrade Furiouz Emblazer for the cookies? *bzzzzt*

[AgentSmith5150 3]

lol, you guys are awesome! this is hilarious s***

 

*ducks, and sneaks back off the battlefield, leaving cake crumbs*

[Ryanrocker 200]

But Ryan sees Agent Smith on his get-away and snipes him using his cookie shard rifle

[Chareos Rantras 0]

*orders all TG's & Asgardhora to upgrade the lasers to make cookies*

 

*sits at the oven till the cookies are baked*

 

NOM NOM NOM NOM yummie!!

[Erling 3]

Stoked on cookie dough Erling hands a old and yucky cake to Chareos Rantras. >

[Asgardhora 0]

*bzzzt* Laser has been Upgraded *bzzzt*

 

I found an ancient artifact, master! It is called Primal Mutation. It will allow me to mutate the cake into cookies.

 

should I execute the process?

[hsedai 0]

*Encourages Erling to worship William Shatner as a roving band of girl scouts take turns kicking him in the ding ding.*

[JaguarGal 0]

A feral Jaggy appears! Sedai rolls a 7; block failed! Jaggy rolls a natural 20, causing 30 damage and stealing his left shoe! The Girl Scouts flee.

 

Natural 20; secondary turn! The feral Jaggy turns on Erling and steals his cookie dough.

Edited September 14, 2009 by JaguarGal

[Chareos Rantras 0]

w00t! Three cheers & cookies for Jaggy!!

 

*steals the right shoe of Sedai* muHAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

 

cheers!

Chareos Rantras

[hsedai 0]

*blames the game for being too buggy and clasps left shoe to chest while yelling "Oh God, why me?"

 

*shares Wierd Al Yankovic collection with Mister Rantras*

[Chareos Rantras 0]

zomg nooooez!! it's the Weird Al Yankovic collection!! MUST RESIST...

 

*tries to resist and squirms for helps*

 

 

 

cheers!

Chareos Rantras

[JaguarGal 0]

*places noise-canceling headphones over Rantras' ears, playing epic Apocalyptica music through them*

[Chareos Rantras 0]

*places noise-canceling headphones over Rantras' ears, playing epic Apocalyptica music through them*

 

Thx again Jaggy!!

 

*draws sword and charges at hsedai*

 

 

 

cheers!

Chareos Rantras

[hsedai 0]

*bakes some cookies and shares with everyone except for that person who's name rhymes with "Mareos Mantras"