Dragon Brother 619 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Some of those were rather amusing...the aussie one...lol Link to comment
gogoblender 3,070 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 lol, the scrolling one. Though the batman has a great sense of pacing all from just two pix. gogo Link to comment
Silearth 6 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I'm going to have to go with the first one. Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 What's funny about the one with the cards? First time I see all of these. Good ones in there. Link to comment
Barristan 14 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Heya, I like the 'Do you have any idea how fast you were scrolling' The cards... dont really get it, must have someting to do with the Ace... as that would make a street over three of a kind. Greetz Link to comment
Timotheus 416 Posted April 11, 2010 Author Share Posted April 11, 2010 (edited) What's funny about the one with the cards? First time I see all of these. Good ones in there. Texas Hold'Em (poker) you get two cards in you own hand, 5 shared cards. The first three shared cards are called the flop, the second is called the turn card, the last is known as the river card. There are a few rules regarding seniority in combinations of cards: High Card = combination of the 5 highest cards on the table One Pair = pair of similar cards (like 2 aces, 2 kings) Two Pair = the above, 2 times Three of a kind = 3 similar cards Straight = a combination of sequential cards like 4-5-6-7-8 or 9-10-jack-queen-king Flush = 5 similar card types (5 diamond cards) Full House = two pair+three pair Four of a kind = 4 similar cards Straight flush = combination of the Straight and the Flush Royal straight flush = Straight flush with 10-jack-queen-king-ace Players have to play their opponents. In the first pic the Joker bets a thousand because he recieved 3 of a kind on the flop. Batman calls. However, Batman is not able to have anything higher than the Joker on the table at this point. When the turn card is shown, Joker has three of a kind. Again, he bets, and Batman calls. Similar situation as above. By know, it seems pretty obvious that Batman plays the game "tight", which means he doesn't bet until he hits something good. Then, the river card hits. There's 2-3-4-5 on the table know. Since batman bets his hand, it's pretty obvious he either has an ace or a six, giving him a straight which wins over a three-of-a-kind. Hence the Joker's face... Anyway, new one! Always read the instructions! Edited April 11, 2010 by Timotheus Link to comment
Schot 407 Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 lol @ instructions. Boy that fellah is gonna go hungry for a loooong time. Hope he brought extra film! Link to comment
chattius 2,526 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 It was an advertisement of the SPD, a political party in germany. Translate it as: Sex at your working place is hot. Too bad 4.6 million unembloyed can't enjoy it. In the year 2006 germany was holding the soccer world championchip. The slogan was' The world as guest at friends'. The biggest bordello in Cologne changed it into 'The world as guest at girl-friends' and painted the flags of all countries playing the championship at the wall. The flag of Saudi Arabia holds a writing about allah and so court and police forced them to remove it, Iran was protesting too. So both were painted black. Another court martial the owner was winning: He did a sign inside: 'We were informed that the flags of our best customers are black this year for not winning at soccer.' Link to comment
dreeft 9 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Some of those were rather amusing...the aussie one...lolIt's so true, I always see Commodores upside down. Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I guess it's true what they say about Germany. Link to comment
claudius 104 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I liked the one about the guy cooking dinner! I did that once.... No. Not really hehe.. Link to comment
promatolya 5 Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 This one is about as old as the internet, but it still gets me going Link to comment
promatolya 5 Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 (edited) Allmost forgot this one I have it in my room poster-size Epic-est motivational I've seen. still makes me giggle when I walk in the room Edited May 17, 2010 by promatolya Link to comment
Rusto 0 Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Highland cows are MENTAL, seriously. I thought I was just unlucky when I had them randomly start charging and jumping at me but its happened to friends of mine too. Beware, you've been warned. Link to comment
Ryanrocker 200 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 The bonus multipliers made the video Link to comment
Etherian 76 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 This one is about as old as the internet, but it still gets me going oldie but goodie. I remain, Etherian Link to comment
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