Funny/Interesting Sacred 2 Screenshots

[LilaGrey 56]

 

"Ah, the Boots of Remembrance, how ironic that I had not considered them for so long until just now."

...you have the full "mutation" set? so jealous

[Hooyaah 2,817]

I cannot count the number of cumulative days that I have played and I am still finding some rare and unique items for the very first time. When my shared chest is full I save it, name the file, and store it in a safe place. Some may call it cheating, some may even call it hoarding, yet I refer to it as planning ahead.

 

 

"Yet another gruesome 'burning at the stake', doesn't the odor interfere negatively with the aroma of an evening joint roasting on a spit?"

[Hooyaah 2,817]

 

Does not any one ever cut the grass around here?

[SX255 630]

I wish I had MORE grass - with the setting set to max I can still see it grow in and out on the edge of the screen.

[Hooyaah 2,817]

 

"They have removed Ker from the temple exterior, I wonder for what reason or purpose."

[Flix 5,116]

If that's in Thylysium, I think it's because the Inquisition temple is right next door. They have Ker statues in their dungeons. I think it's meant to show the political and theological tensions in the High Elf realm.

[Hooyaah 2,817]

 

Verily, good sir; my High Elf found this plundered statue of Ker in the camp of some "down and dirty brigands."

[Hooyaah 2,817]

 

"You poor wretched soul."

This has got to be on a list of the worst ways to go or at least on one of the places that one would not want to be found dead.

[Hooyaah 2,817]

 

"Yet another idol of Ker; I wonder if the one missing from the temple of the gods in Thylysium was used as a model for it."

[Hooyaah 2,817]

 

"Hm, 'heads on stakes... no tea', I have heard about such before."

[Hooyaah 2,817]

 

"I wonder where the toy merchant is, I would like to inquire about one of the soccer balls in that basket."

[gogoblender 3,068]

 

"Yet another idol of Ker; I wonder if the one missing from the temple of the gods in Thylysium was used as a model for it."

One of the coolest captures from the game.

Love the statue... tres Sindbad

 

 

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[Hooyaah 2,817]

 

 

"The evidence here of both flesh and bones provides proof that Kobolds consume people. With the proliferation of deer and hogs in the area, it would seem that their palates prefer the taste of such meat over that of dumb animals. Now I begin to understand why they pursue me with such a reckless abandon, forsaking their own personal safety."

[Hooyaah 2,817]

 

"Do these annoying little creatures really need so may ashtrays?

[gogoblender 3,068]

 

 

"The evidence here of both flesh and bones provides proof that Kobolds consume people. With the proliferation of deer and hogs in the area, it would seem that their palates prefer the taste of such meat over that of dumb animals. Now I begin to understand why they pursue me with such a reckless abandon, forsaking their own personal safety."

Where's that quote from... dialogue triggered in area or a book?

good placement

 

gogo

[Flix 5,116]

good placement

 

Where's that quote from... dialogue triggered in area or a book?

If I know Hooyah he wrote the caption himself. Edited May 31, 2015 by Flix

[gogoblender 3,068]

Even better!

Bravo Hooyah

 

 

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[Hooyaah 2,817]

 

 

 

"The evidence here of both flesh and bones provides proof that Kobolds consume people. With the proliferation of deer and hogs in the area, it would seem that their palates prefer the taste of such meat over that of dumb animals. Now I begin to understand why they pursue me with such a reckless abandon, forsaking their own personal safety."

Where's that quote from... dialogue triggered in area or a book?

good placement

 

gogo

 

The quote in question is one posed by my High Elf, More'findiel Velossfaeniel Ithilwen (or rather that of my own) thanks for the compliment, kind sir.

 

 

"Barred by earth, stone, and magical seal, and until recently protected by a formidable dragon, this portal must lead to some place most secret and wondful, perhaps some lost and enchanted land."

[Dorimil 224]

 

"Do these annoying little creatures really need so may ashtrays?

heavy smokers! probably a explanation for them despiritely trying to kill you...too much pot!

[gogoblender 3,068]

hahahahha

 

 

gogo

[Hooyaah 2,817]

 

"Are these the 'magic mushrooms' of which I hear tell?"

[Dorimil 224]

try them and you will know!

[Hooyaah 2,817]

try them and you will know!

 

"Hm, this book, 'How To Distinguish Between Mushrooms & Toadstools,' by the late Thadeus L. Oglethorpe indicates that particular type of mushroom 'most commonly emerges in, or directly adjacent to, cow dung,' or perhaps that's bull sh... oh toss it all regardless, I have never been fond of fungus anyway. Avast, for as well, I might indeed surmise as to why this gentleman is a 'late' doctor."

 

 

"Oh, the humanity... the copious quantity of skeletal remains originating from the sentient denizens of this realm staggers the mind. Surely this is most vast mass grave site in all of Ancaria."

[SX255 630]

"...Surely this is most vast mass grave site in all of Ancaria."

 

Sorry, but this active pelvis and ribcage river says otherwise.

 

P.S. "I've heard of blood feuds, but this is ridiculous"

 

[gogoblender 3,068]

 

"...Surely this is most vast mass grave site in all of Ancaria."

 

Sorry, but this active pelvis and ribcage river says otherwise.

 

P.S. "I've heard of blood feuds, but this is ridiculous"

 

hip deep in blood

groooooooosome...

 

 

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