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Hooyaah    1,218

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"The Ascaron employee simply abandoned this salubrious grilled meat and it smells most wonderful. Finally, there is something for me to eat and time in which to dine. Verily, I do not recall the occasion when I did sup last. I shall not have allowed these beasts to sacrifice their lives in vain nor shall I leave behind any trace of their remains."

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desm    173

Yay, it's Hooyaah who invites! Go on all! Whoouhoou! There will be some donuts too for dessert? :lol:

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Hooyaah    1,218

Yay, it's Hooyaah who invites! Go on all! Whoouhoou! There will be some donuts too for dessert? :lol:

 

Donut doubt it for a second. There will be ice cream and pie too, because the cake is a lie.

 

:chef:

 

:drool:

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Hooyaah    1,218

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Here, we find our High Elf engaged in a modified Weaver stance, showing the best sort of gun control, which is using both hands when handling ones sidearm. In this case her selected weapon is Parabellum. I do so enjoy her idle animation when sporting this pistol or Sand Eagle. She inspects the pistol and cocks back the slide, loading a round.

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Hooyaah    1,218

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"This is the precise point where Libi Prat lost her footing, plummeting into the churning waters below. It is rumored that she actually survived and is now a merchant in Nanthar."

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gogoblender    1,524

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"This is the precise point where Libi Prat lost her footing, plummeting into the churning waters below. It is rumored that she actually survived and is now a merchant in Nanthar."

 

 

as a...zombie merchant?

*gasp*

 

:lol::o

 

gogo

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Hooyaah    1,218

 

 

 

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"This is the precise point where Libi Prat lost her footing, plummeting into the churning waters below. It is rumored that she actually survived and is now a merchant in Nanthar."

 

as a...zombie merchant?

*gasp*

 

:lol::o

 

gogo

 

 

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"I decided to visit Nanthar and I found this merchant, a high elf transplanted so far from her homeland of Tyr Lysia. She is most decidedly not a zombie, yet she seems a bit anxious and although I failed to question her regarding her identity, I did learn that she seems cautious, regularly surveying the area in her proximity as if she is expecting someone or something unwelcome to visit unannounced."

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gogoblender    1,524

As an off question... does every merchant in the game have a name?

 

:)

 

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Hooyaah    1,218

As an off question... does every merchant in the game have a name?

 

:)

 

gogo

 

^ As an answer based on experience, I would say no, but for "Robert the Merchant in Sloeford who receives goods in the quest "Secure Shipment" and "Marcus" who gives the quest "Plentiful Harvest." There is also Trader Ramenos of the quest "The Merchants' Expedition." There may be others who have a moniker ascribed to them, yet the only one who actually can vend to ones player character of which I recall is Marcus and he appears in Thylysium and only after one completes the respective quest. When in doubt, the NPCs who have names are displayed when one points the cursor at them whilst pressing the "Alt" key.

 

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"Dear Journal, I met and had a conversation with a pirate captain this day. He attempted to recruit me as a high-ranking member of his crew, promising me adventure, gold, and treasures aplenty. I respectfully declined, explaining that I was on a great adventure of my own and that gold and fortune were not important to me. He appeared quite puzzled indeed and he told me that he would still accept his offer at a later time, were I to change my mind. I could tell that he was very disappointed as I bid him farewell and hastened on my way."

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Flix    3,041

"Dear Journal, I met and had a conversation with a pirate captain this day. He attempted to recruit me as a high-ranking member of his crew, promising me adventure, gold, and treasures aplenty. I respectfully declined, explaining that I was on a great adventure of my own and that gold and fortune were not important to me. He appeared quite puzzled indeed and he told me that he would still accept his offer at a later time, were I to change my mind. I could tell that he was very disappointed as I bid him farewell and hastened on my way."

 

Maybe in another life.

 

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gogoblender    1,524

lol...that pic and your caption just made me laugh this morning...specially with the grey weather we're having right now.

Thanks Hooyah, you squeezed magic out of my day

 

:wizard:

 

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Hooyaah    1,218

 

"Dear Journal, I met and had a conversation with a pirate captain this day. He attempted to recruit me as a high-ranking member of his crew, promising me adventure, gold, and treasures aplenty. I respectfully declined, explaining that I was on a great adventure of my own and that gold and fortune were not important to me. He appeared quite puzzled indeed and he told me that he would still accept his offer at a later time, were I to change my mind. I could tell that he was very disappointed as I bid him farewell and hastened on my way."

 

Maybe in another life.

 

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Flix, where did our lady find a tricorn hat and the garb of a pirate woman?

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Hooyaah    1,218

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"The petroglyphs on this ancient stone monolith indicate that these ancient people believed that the god of the sun had directed them to this land to which they had journeyed. They traveled to this location across the great waters after having endured much hardship. This I know indeed, for I did study more than merely the arcane sciences while attending the academy."

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Hooyaah    1,218

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"Thank you again for your assistance, Mer-Kil; you are indeed a wise and mighty dragon. Take heed, for there is something which is worthy of your consideration. You mentioned that the power of the Carnacah may have rivaled that of your own one day. I slew him in mere moments with ease and also without harm to myself. Therefore, you must know that even now my capabilities may in all verity exceed yours. You have aided me and are yet no menace to the peaceful denizens of this realm. So have no fear, for I have no cause to challenge you to battle. Please do continue to coexist here in your customarily pleasant manner and I shall ever remain your ally. Fare thee well, my friend."

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gogoblender    1,524

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"Thank you again for your assistance, Mer-Kil; you are indeed a wise and mighty dragon. Take heed, for there is something which is worthy of your consideration. You mentioned that the power of the Carnacah may have rivaled that of your own one day. I slew him in mere moments with ease and also without harm to myself. Therefore, you must know that even now my capabilities may in all verity exceed yours. You have aided me and are yet no menace to the peaceful denizens of this realm. So have no fear, for I have no cause to challenge you to battle. Please do continue to coexist here in your customarily pleasant manner and I shall ever remain your ally. Fare thee well, my friend."

 

 

heh, always great having the upper powerful hand huh^^

 

:starwars:

 

gogo

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Hooyaah    1,218

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"That ring... the one right there, I possess one much like it yet much more powerful, indeed. My user uploaded it here at Dark Matters and so many more just as wonderful and for almost any level that I cannot easily count them all. Now anyone may as a member download them and not worry about paying a merchant or spending the time that it takes to shop. Hey, wait a moment, I love to shop... I have just realized that my user is shamelessly employing me to promote his new downloads. I must prepare words of admonition to administer to him the next time he appears. Tsk, tsk tsk!"

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gogoblender    1,524

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"That ring... the one right there, I possess one much like it yet much more powerful, indeed. My user uploaded it here at Dark Matters and so many more just as wonderful and for almost any level that I cannot easily count them all. Now anyone may as a member download them and not worry about paying a merchant or spending the time that it takes to shop. Hey, wait a moment, I love to shop... I have just realized that my user is shamelessly employing me to promote his new downloads. I must prepare words of admonition to administer to him the next time he appears. Tsk, tsk tsk!"

 

 

hahahah

This is aweosme Hooyah... what's it called when the character talks to the fans/camera?

much gratitude friend for this caption AND your newest downloads

And Ancaria Rejoiced!

:bounce:

 

gogo

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Hooyaah    1,218

 

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"That ring... the one right there, I possess one much like it yet much more powerful, indeed. My user uploaded it here at Dark Matters and so many more just as wonderful and for almost any level that I cannot easily count them all. Now anyone may as a member download them and not worry about paying a merchant or spending the time that it takes to shop. Hey, wait a moment, I love to shop... I have just realized that my user is shamelessly employing me to promote his new downloads. I must prepare words of admonition to administer to him the next time he appears. Tsk, tsk tsk!"

 

 

hahahah

This is aweosme Hooyah... what's it called when the character talks to the fans/camera?

much gratitude friend for this caption AND your newest downloads

And Ancaria Rejoiced!

:bounce:

 

gogo

 

 

To answer your question, when a character (or actor) addresses the audience it's known as "breaking the fourth wall."

 

You (and the other denizens of Dark Matters) are certainly welcome. I hope that they enjoy the rings and amulets as the chest files are packed with selections which are of Niob power with amazingly inflated modifier levels. Additionally, it is important to be aware that all of them may be used at an equivalent Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum level. For example, if one selects a ring or amulet from the chest which was purchased at Niob level 25 it may be used at or near and above level 25 for a Silver level player character. One may start a new character with one of the jewelry chest files and make a fun start to the game. For they who enjoy shopping their character may be stacked with the All Skills amulets (and rings with this skill) which can bring the Bargaining Skill to incredibly high levels.

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gogoblender    1,524

 

 

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"That ring... the one right there, I possess one much like it yet much more powerful, indeed. My user uploaded it here at Dark Matters and so many more just as wonderful and for almost any level that I cannot easily count them all. Now anyone may as a member download them and not worry about paying a merchant or spending the time that it takes to shop. Hey, wait a moment, I love to shop... I have just realized that my user is shamelessly employing me to promote his new downloads. I must prepare words of admonition to administer to him the next time he appears. Tsk, tsk tsk!"

 

 

hahahah

This is aweosme Hooyah... what's it called when the character talks to the fans/camera?

much gratitude friend for this caption AND your newest downloads

And Ancaria Rejoiced!

:bounce:

 

gogo

 

 

To answer your question, when a character (or actor) addresses the audience it's known as "breaking the fourth wall."

 

You (and the other denizens of Dark Matters) are certainly welcome. I hope that they enjoy the rings and amulets as the chest files are packed with selections which are of Niob power with amazingly inflated modifier levels. Additionally, it is important to be aware that all of them may be used at an equivalent Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum level. For example, if one selects a ring or amulet from the chest which was purchased at Niob level 25 it may be used at or near and above level 25 for a Silver level player character. One may start a new character with one of the jewelry chest files and make a fun start to the game. For they who enjoy shopping their character may be stacked with the All Skills amulets (and rings with this skill) which can bring the Bargaining Skill to incredibly high levels.

 

 

Ahh, yah that's it!

thanks for the mnemonic

 

:D

 

gogo

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Hooyaah    1,218

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"Dear Journal, I battled the fierce Kobold Chieftain this day; he was unaccustomed to unaccompanied individuals confronting him in combat, especially ones of my comparative diminutive stature. He was filthy and smelled really bad. However, if his carcass is not disposed of soon he will smell far worse in a day or so, for I defeated him handily and without harm to myself. I do not expect the Kobolds to fear me even after this triumph, as the majority of their ilk do not possess the predisposition for rational thought. Nevertheless, I have likely staved off an invasion of these repugnant creatures for at least a short time."

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Hooyaah    1,218

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"The substantial nature of this realm seems somewhat unpredictable and uncertain at the most unexpected times."

 

 

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Hooyaah    1,218

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"Dear Journal, after I saved Christmas, having vanquished the sinister and abominable Grinch, the children came out to play and celebrate. They engaged me in a most pleasant conversation and thanked me for decorating the Christmas tree and building a snowman."

 

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"They inquired as to whether or not I new how to dance and to sing."

 

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"I did a Christmas dance and a sang cute little carol about a snowman who came to life; it was a song that I learned as a child while attending the academy."

 

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"They asked if the snowman which I built was magical as well and I replied, 'you never know.'" I rarely have the chance to do much of anything other than helping the people of Ancaria and saving their world, so this was a refreshing change of pace. The merchant gave me some hot food from his stand and the townspeople treated me as if I belonged there. We had such a wonderful time and I was invited to return to visit at any time of my choosing as I would ever remain their honored guest. That was surely one invitation which I shall neither forget nor forgo; I told them that I intended to come back next Christmas. It is difficult to explain, but I was a bit sad that I had to leave this place, yet at the same time I was happy for the new friends and the merry time that we shared. As I prepared to depart I raised my joyful voice, shouting, 'Merry Christmas to you all and may peace be with you!'"

 

"Merry Christmas to you also, readers of my journal. May you find peace, health, and prosperity in the year to come!"

 

:l_santa:

 

 

 

 

 

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Zallk    22

Ah yes, I really love playing through Christmas Island in each difficulty. Every time I defeat the Grinch I wish there were more quests still on the frozen island.

 

Cheers! :l_santa:

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Flix    3,041

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"The substantial nature of this realm seems somewhat unpredictable and uncertain at the most unexpected times."

 

Saw Dr. Strange last night... getting flashbacks now.

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