gogoblender 3,068 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 private -> school 😊 gogo Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 grade -> egg :D gogo Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Egg -> Scrambled like my mind was after reading this... The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review... Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. It was nominated "best email of 1997". Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen:)" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What:)" RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An San tos?" G: "What?" RS:"San tos. July San tos?" G: "I don't think so" RS: "No? Judo one toes:)" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means." RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bother?" G: "No..just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Sorry?" RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye:)" G: "Whatever you say" RS: "Tendjewberrymud" G : "You're welcome" Link to comment
chattius 2,520 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Scrambled -> Paul McCartney Wonder if 'Yesterday' by 'The Beatles' would have been released as 'Scrambled Eggs' the music history would have been to rewritten. A love song to scrambled eggs and chicken wings and all other food that has the 'rythm' than yesterday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btC2_t8HZP4 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Paul McCartney -> Knight gogo Link to comment
chattius 2,520 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Knight -> Chess I wonder if he would have been a Knight if the Queen would have read this songtext: Scrambled Eggs (Yesterday Parody) Songtext [Featuring: Paul McCartney] Scrambled eggs Oh my baby how I love your legs Not as much as I love scrambled eggs Oh we should eat some scrambled eggs Waffle fries Oh my darling how I love your thighs Not as much as I love waffle fries Oh have you tried the waffle fries They are So damn good that they should be illegal They're like Regular fries but they're shaped like a waffle Chicken wings... "Chicken wings? No, no, no... Vegetarian, no chicken wings." "Oh, I forgot, it was actually..." Tofu wings Oh my baby when I hear you sing All I think about is tofu wings Oh did you bring the tofu wings There's a Place I know where I go for kick-ass wings We could Even get a side of onion rings Scrambled eggs Oh my baby how I love your legs Not as much as I love scrambled eggs Oh let's go get some scrambled eggs 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Chess -> pie check this pie ... my nephews's wife made this chess pie for us after I researched it and expressly asked for it this summer! Full of Buttery Yum! gogo Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Pi -> life of pi 🥰 gogo Link to comment
chattius 2,520 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Life of Pi -> Alive Movie about the true story about the Uruguayan rugby national team which had a plane crash in high mountains and the survivors were forced to eat the dead. @ gogo: chess pie Our Schachkuchen (chess pie) is done from 2 white and 2 dark cakes in form of a circle. Then metal rings are used to cut rings from the cakes. Then you take the cake rings and reorder them one dark, one white, one dark, ... Cutting new ordered final result Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,816 Posted October 10, 2019 Author Share Posted October 10, 2019 alive => organism Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, Hooyaah said: alive => organism organism -> tardigrade gogo Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,816 Posted October 11, 2019 Author Share Posted October 11, 2019 tardigrade => animalcule Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 40 minutes ago, Hooyaah said: tardigrade => animalcule animalcule => animal crossings gogo Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,816 Posted October 11, 2019 Author Share Posted October 11, 2019 animal (crossings) => crackers Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Crackers -> salticrax. https://images.app.goo.gl/P1raSCjRr6XiHqNE6 I am sure this will be the death of me... And I demand to be buried surrounded by hundreds of packets of these. It goes with almost anything, cheese, marmite, butter, nutella, peanut butter, speculaas spread, tuna mayo, chicken mayo, mussels, I am sure you can eat them with anything, yet they taste amazing on their own Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Delta! said: Crackers -> salticrax. https://images.app.goo.gl/P1raSCjRr6XiHqNE6 I am sure this will be the death of me... And I demand to be buried surrounded by hundreds of packets of these. It goes with almost anything, cheese, marmite, butter, nutella, peanut butter, speculaas spread, tuna mayo, chicken mayo, mussels, I am sure you can eat them with anything, yet they taste amazing on their own Salticrax -> new wow .. lol first time I heard of this... I know I’ll love it ... I’m a huge marmite fan 🥳 gogo Link to comment
Dragon Brother 619 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 new => novel Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 novel-> author gogo Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,816 Posted October 12, 2019 Author Share Posted October 12, 2019 author => literature Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 literature -> papyrus gogo Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 papyrus -> forerunner Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 fore runner -> early gogo Link to comment
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