Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Knowing that all the hype about Chuck Norris is true, there are no "brags" regarding him, only outstanding and incredible facts about him. Post your facts here, one at a time, for who knows what would happen if more than one were posted at the same time. Chuck Norris is so fast he can dash across the Universe and tap himself on the back. 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,069 Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 15 minutes ago, Hooyaah said: Knowing that all the hype about Chuck Norris is true, there are no "brags" regarding him, only outstanding and incredible facts about him. Post your facts here, one at a time, for who knows what would happen if more than one were posted at the same time. Chuck Norris is so fast he can dash across the Universe and tap himself on the back. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. gogo Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Chuck Norris is actualy dead, death is just to scared to tell him. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 21, 2019 Author Share Posted January 21, 2019 When Chuck Norris was a boy he visited the California coast and grabbing the largest rock he could could find he tossed it as far as he could. It is now known as Ayers Rock. Link to comment
gogoblender 3,069 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 hahahah, love this one... in fact I didnt know about this game till now...thanks for the post Hooyaah... : If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Blam! gogo Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 23, 2019 Author Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, gogoblender said: hahahah, love this one... in fact I didnt know about this game till now...thanks for the post Hooyaah... : If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Blam! gogo I'm glad that you like the game and I thought it would be a bit of fun. My first two posts I made up myself and posted online at Chuck Norris Facts dot net. When Chuck Norris does pushups he is actually staying in the same position and the Earth is moving down and back. 1 Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Chuck Norris is driving, BOTH trucks. 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 23, 2019 Author Share Posted January 23, 2019 Chuck Norris has never used a stunt double because neither man nor trick of cinematography can come close to matching his superhuman feats. Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 A dementor kissed Chuck Norris once, and the dementor lost its soul... Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 23, 2019 Author Share Posted January 23, 2019 Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with a mirror and won. Link to comment
gogoblender 3,069 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice. gogo Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 26, 2019 Author Share Posted January 26, 2019 Chuck Norris has been to "infinity and beyond" an infinite amount of times. Link to comment
gogoblender 3,069 Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 Chuck Norris takes the laughter out of manslaughter. Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Chuck Norris Orders McDonalds at KFC. 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 Chuck Norris once left a fight with a broken arm. He still hasn't given it back. 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,069 Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them. gogo Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 Chuck Norris exists in every dimension, time, and universe; you had best be good because there's nowhere to run. Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Chuck Norris goes to Pick n Pay and only picks... Pick n Pay is a grocery store chain here in South Africa... https://www.pnp.co.za/welcome Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 Chuck Norris has never been sick a day in his life because all germs, viruses, parasites, and pathogens of all types are afraid of his immune system which is just as tough as he is. Link to comment
gogoblender 3,069 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. gogo Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 28, 2019 Author Share Posted January 28, 2019 Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat, whose path he had just crossed, while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery. Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 The one ring is Chuck Norris's wedding ring. 1 Link to comment
Veracious 267 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 When god wants to create a universe he first asks for Chuck Norris's permission. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,819 Posted January 29, 2019 Author Share Posted January 29, 2019 Chuck Norris suddenly appeared before two enemy armored divisions, killing them all instantly. Then, he began firing. 1 Link to comment
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