Hooyaah 2,817 Posted February 9, 2019 Author Share Posted February 9, 2019 Test marketing of "Chuck Norris Punch-In-A-Can" failed when all participants who opened one were sent to the emergency room. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,817 Posted February 9, 2019 Author Share Posted February 9, 2019 Chuck Norris is to Superman as Superman is to mankind. Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 The Cruciatus curse only tickles Chuck Norris https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Cruciatus_Curse Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,817 Posted February 10, 2019 Author Share Posted February 10, 2019 Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as, "you know who." 1 Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Malaria Mosquitoes are too scared to bite Chuck Norris Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,817 Posted February 10, 2019 Author Share Posted February 10, 2019 Chuck Norris' blood in a universal panacea for all disease and would render anyone immortal; regrettably for humankind he cannot bleed. Link to comment
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Hooyaah 2,817 Posted February 23, 2019 Author Share Posted February 23, 2019 Chuck Norris is the reason why no alien civilization has ever invaded Earth. 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Hooyaah said: gogo Link to comment
Delta! 985 Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Chuck Norris's blood has the cure for all diseases... no needle has been able to prick his skin... Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,817 Posted March 10, 2019 Author Share Posted March 10, 2019 No one has ever found a Sasquatch because they are all hiding from Chuck Norris. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,817 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 The "bear rug" in Chuck Norris' Summer cabin is actually a live Kodiak. It's simply too afraid to move. Link to comment
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