Ike 1 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Prosecutor: man blamed unicorn for drunken-driving crash. Hmmm, this occurred in Montana, and Beowulf lives in Montana. Coincidence? Link to comment
fRACTAL 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Maybe it was actually Grendel in disguise? :rolleyes: ~Doom Link to comment
Indy13 5 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Americans never stop amaze me.... While claiming that a unicorn was driving your truck while youre drunk and/or stoned might not be counted as absurd, still claiming the same thing after sobering up definetly is. Link to comment
gintukas 0 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 back at home (lithuania) we usualy are able to see white horses . once I was drinking with one guy, so he saw some white pigs, but unicorns ? - thats way too much Link to comment
Schot 407 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Oh the poor guy. Taken advantage of and then taking the fall too. Unicorns are evol, I've seen it. . Link to comment
fRACTAL 0 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 . That's hilarious! ~Doom Link to comment
Indy13 5 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Oh the poor guy. Taken advantage of and then taking the fall too. Unicorns are evol, I've seen it. . Allow me to say three words, WHAT THE ****! Link to comment
Guest gogoblender Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Wow! That Unicorn sher is ubiquitous during the christmas season...maybe we got the legend all down wrong and it's really all about Santa and his 8 evil unicorns that run hell and havok once their long 24 hour christmas shift is over? Maybe? gogo p.s. okeee...I can only take so many evil-are-all-american jokes... Me Parents are american and if my mom started reading this kinda stuff she'd come down and force curry balls upon you till you brayed sorry out loud fifty million times. Link to comment
fRACTAL 0 Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 But we have to take digs at America....! ~Doom Link to comment
Indy13 5 Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 p.s. okeee...I can only take so many evil-are-all-american jokes... Me Parents are american and if my mom started reading this kinda stuff she'd come down and force curry balls upon you till you brayed sorry out loud fifty million times. Your mom is scary. Link to comment
Guest gogoblender Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 But we have to take digs at America....! ~Doom heh...guess you've never had my mom's super spicy curry rolls muhahah...take a shot at my family and prepare to meet Mister Toilet gogo Link to comment
fRACTAL 0 Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 I've grown up with real Sri Lankan curry! I can take the rolls! :cha (18): ~Doom P.S. Anyway anyone can tease us about our awful perfomance in the recent UNICEF report Link to comment
Beowulf 0 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 I swear! It wasn't me! :cha (18): Link to comment
Schot 407 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Coooome on Beowulf. Fess up. We know it was you. The police departments description given matches you exactly. Right up to the tip of the horn. :cha (18): Link to comment
fRACTAL 0 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 No he is innocent as I said Grendel was masquerading as him to get him into trouble! :cha (18): ~Doom Link to comment
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