Banjo

Name 3 words that other people use to describe you? Drunk - skint - horny What is something that gets on your nerves? arrogance What makes you cry? Running out of money and the pub is still open What is your first memory? my 5th birthday with all my family and I got my first Aston Villa football kit What level of education have you completed? half way thru the school of life Do you have any siblings? 1 brother Favourite milkshake flavour? lactose intolerant - all make sick When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? rich Can you speak a foreign language? french / german from school, learning arabic If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be? log cabin on a river, snow capped mountain in the background, wood burning fireplace, couple of Rotweillers playing outside (not that I have thought about it much lol) What is your favourite article of clothing? most types of female underwear - for the gfriend not me What was the last CD you bought? REM Do you believe in an afterlife? not yet but I am sure that will change in the next 30/40 years If you could have one superpower what would it be? I would be Vigara man Do you have any tattoos or peircings? no - to much pain - don't like pain - brings me out in oohs and ahhs Do you have a personal motto? Eat it, drink it or make love to it !!

1. What color pants are you wearing? Beige ( middle age has hit me !) 2. What are you listening to right now? The air conditioning (or the voices in my head !! lol) 3. What was the last thing you ate? Beef Jerky 4. Do you wish on stars? No - I find them very unreliable 5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? depends on my mood at that time 6. What is the weather right now? damn hot - 49 degrees in the shade 7. Favorite drink? Guiness 8. Favorite sport? Anything that involves me lying on the settee with the air conditioning on ! (see Q6). 9. Hair color? Brown on my head ( grey in other areas - don't ask) 10. Do you wear contacts? no point - all the women wear burkhas so they all look the same 11. Siblings? 1 brother 12. Favorite month? February and September - holiday periods when I can escape the Middle East 13. Favorite food? Thai 14. What was the last movie you saw at the theater? Can't remember - was in Thailand and dont speak Thai so very forgettable 15. Favorite day of the year? when we get annual Bonus !! 16. How do you vent your anger? Get drunk and smoke 17. What was your favorite toy as a child? my girlfriend ! 18. Summer or winter? Winter 19. Hugs or kisses? Don't care as long as there is a woman involved ! 20. Chocolate or vanilla? Body paint or Ice cream ? 21. When was the last time you cried? Every time the dollar drops against the pound ! 22. What is under your bed? My ex girlfriend - muhahaha ( or is she in the garden !) 23. What did you do last night? sleep 24. What are you afraid of? Having to work in the Middle East forever !! 25. Plain, buttered or salted popcorn? Can I have Toffee ? 26. Favorite car? Anything which enhances my manhood ! lol 27. Favorite flower? Self raising - preferably in cakes 28. Number of keys on your key ring? 3 29. How many years at your current job? one and a half but feels like 20 30. Favorite day of the week? Thursday - Beer night ! ( Friday is the wkend out here) 31. What did you do on your last birthday? Got older 32. How many states have you lived in? States ? Countries 3 33. How many cities/towns have you lived in? about 8 34. What is your favourite scent? a fine fragrance on a pretty lady 35. What is your favorite candy? anything thats calories free ! 36. Married or single? definately single 37. Happy or Sad about the direction your life is taking right now? atm happy, now sad, now not sure - such difficult questions 38. What do you miss the most right now? pretty ladies in tight clothing 39. Any regrets? nothing major 40. Sunshine or a Rainy day? Rain - it only rains about twice a year here 41. Are you in love? No but searching ! lol