Zodiac

Name 3 words that other people use to describe you? => Mature, weird, good friend. What is something that gets on your nerves? => People who aren't polite to me. What makes you cry? => Nothing. I never cry. What is your first memory? => Playing at the park in Seville when I was 2 years old... Now those were good times What level of education have you completed? => Secondary education (high school) half a year ago. Do you have any siblings? => 2. Favourite milkshake flavour? => Strawberry. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? => Neurosurgeon. Can you speak a foreign language? => English. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be? => In any cold place. What is your favourite article of clothing? => The raincoat. What was the last CD you bought? => I can't remember. Do you believe in an afterlife? => Yes. If you could have one superpower what would it be? => Generate and manipulate ice at will. Do you have any tattoos or peircings? => No. Do you have a personal motto? => Rober (abreviation of Roberto).

No... unless you are a living being Is there something meaner and deadlier than Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick?

Yeah, there's assassins everywhere. Write some sweet food.

Of course not, we're all colorblind What do you need to make fire in the middle of the forest?

From Mars. Who is the king of the hell?

On 15 may, 1732. Is it true that reggaeton music progressively destroys your brain?

The Tyranosaurus Rex. Can a human jump to the moon?

Of course not, there aren't enough chairs. Which is better: strenght or intelligence?

In a bank. Is there any difference between two drops of water?

None of them, slingshots are far better. What's the name of the animal with a really long neck?

Happy new year everyone! I wish the best for you.

ALL your money... After all, a human's pet will always be far more intelligent than him. Should I buy a sub-machine gun or a shotgun?

Zero. What was the Dark Elf's special damage?

Oh boy we posted at the same time! what should we do now?

OMG YOU JUST HAD TO SAY IT DID YOU?!?!?!?!? Anyway, if Mexicans can eat bread-battered tarantulas, I will be able to eat some lobster on New Year's eve