Why I hate Mondays

[Knuckles 904]

Hoping they'll charge it as a felony...he did steal about 25-30,000 worth of equip even if he didn't know it. Trying to tie him to the earlier break-in at our shop and boss' truck.

 

But more than likely, since it was a non-violent crime he'll won't be in long

[Spock 271]

I'm working on a new burglar "alarm". It's linked to the valve of a large cylinder of Nitrogen. When the alarm is tripped, the valve opens to extreme fast flow and empties the cylinder in seconds.

 

Just remember to open both doors and let the car's interior air out before getting the burglar out.

 

Sorry gogo, I'm a violent American and believe that what is mine is mine and others rights stop with my person and/or property.

Edited September 28, 2013 by Spock

[Ysne58 236]

ROFL - would simply airing out take care of it? The temperature might damage the inside.

[gogoblender 3,069]

Sorry gogo, I'm a violent American and believe that what is mine is mine and others rights stop with my person and/or property.

 

 

I woulda also installed a camera that snaps a pic of the perpatrator's eyeballs as he realizes he's locked in and is being gassed

It's the little things that matter

 

gogo

[Spock 271]

Actually, he would never have a chance to realize anything else. One breath and your gone. We breath about 70% Nitrogen, not 100%. No Oxygen, no life.