tom.morrow 89 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 (edited) Hi allThis is a thread to list any silly messages you may encounter that are missing in the wiki listWIKI LINK HEREI got this one: It's a girl and her name is Joy (Born 05/05/2009) EDIT: Oh, boy.! did I typo that thread header or what? Cheers Who's your Granny? Edited November 21, 2013 by gogoblender Link to comment
Flix 5,116 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I'll never forget the first silly message I ever saw, it was my first time running the game (maybe the demo) and amidst all the technical startup info was: "You really think Sacred 2 is going to run on this computer?" I thought the game had analyzed my computer and was legitimately telling me I didn't meet the system requirements for the game. Any other silly message, and I would've gotten that it's all jokes, but instead, I get that one and think "man these guys are jerks, they could've found a better way to tell me I can't run this game." 1 Link to comment
tom.morrow 89 Posted December 1, 2013 Author Share Posted December 1, 2013 . here's a screenshot of it: best regards Destroying brain cells... 15 percent... 50 percent... duuh... 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,039 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Tom, do you want to add these to the wiki? That green writing computer style... lots of memories... I think I remember that from first game, there were SO many bugs in it, that the devs changed the silly messages...anyone remember this? Because they were infuriating the game players who thought they were really reall! gogo Link to comment
tom.morrow 89 Posted December 1, 2013 Author Share Posted December 1, 2013 . xDDD at some point there was a "No more silly messages" uhm... I could do that gogo, tho atm I have my hands realy realy full with the mod I'm working at, but sure, gimme access and I'll see what I can do ( warning: I have never written on any wiki before, I may mess things up a bit, before making 'em better that is ) cheers Trust me, it would have never worked between us... 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,039 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Thank you! SacredWiki's just sent you an email, just respond to it, and you're in Welcome to the team, youre post bit here on this forum has changed as well^^ gogo Link to comment
Knuckles 904 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 I know a lot of the Funny Bug Reports messages were real bug reports during the beta. I wish I had written then all down when I was still in beta. The one about the dirk....the bug reporter didn't know what a dirk was and insisted the dev's got the name wrong and it was supposed to be a 'dagger' 1 Link to comment
SX255 630 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 (edited) I know a lot of the Funny Bug Reports messages were real bug reports during the beta. I wish I had written then all down when I was still in beta. The one about the dirk....the bug reporter didn't know what a dirk was and insisted the dev's got the name wrong and it was supposed to be a 'dagger' Well, since you know a thing or two about them, mind explaining the humor behind these? 8- Remember Sacred1 bug #4624... 50- Funny bugreport #13882: Missing effects after stroking down the wand! 153- Funny bugreport #14523: Quest is not finishable! 210- Funny bugreport #20991: the ring is lying too obviously! 212- Funny bugreport #14198: the curse of usability is perverted! Also, too bad you had to return the horse from “214-Funny bugreport #11763: horse - missing flight animation!” back to Skyrim P.S. Whoever invented “353- We don't have bugs, we have dragons!”, I love you. Edited December 1, 2013 by SX255 1 Link to comment
tom.morrow 89 Posted December 1, 2013 Author Share Posted December 1, 2013 . heya SX, it's been a while, nice to see you active again, here, let's have a couple gargleblasters We don't have bugs, we have dragons.! This must have come out of a combination of two different things 1. sacred 1 u.w. had introduced a whole lot of bugs as opponents 2. micro$oft's famous: we don't have bugs, we have features cheers 99 bottles of beer on the wall... 1 Link to comment
SX255 630 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 cheers Cheers! (though I'm always around) Well, that particular silly message made my happy madness complete. Now every bug report I make, I secretly add random generated monster names to every “bug” – keeps my self of accomplishment in QA high watching as the problems get finally resolved. 1 Link to comment
tom.morrow 89 Posted December 3, 2013 Author Share Posted December 3, 2013 . pinned another one ( just in time for D.B.'s bday ) : Link to comment
Antitrust 32 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 . pinned another one ( just in time for D.B.'s bday ) : That has to be an easter egg as well, I'm certain that I've seen it somewhere... 1 Link to comment
Popular Post Flix 5,116 Posted December 4, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 4, 2013 (edited) It's a quote by Benjamin Franklin that kind of got distorted over the years. The actual quote (from a letter he wrote) was : "Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy." It's a widely misquoted line, very popular: https://www.google.com/search?q=beer+is+proof&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=iHOeUrz4L6fd2AWx5oFI&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=2144&bih=1178&dpr=0.9 Edited December 4, 2013 by Flix 2 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,039 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 It's a quote by Benjamin Franklin that kind of got distorted over the years. The actual quote (from a letter he wrote) was : "Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy." It's a widely misquoted line, very popular: https://www.google.com/search?q=beer+is+proof&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=iHOeUrz4L6fd2AWx5oFI&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=2144&bih=1178&dpr=0.9 Very very amazing find!! gogo Link to comment
gogoblender 3,039 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 . pinned another one ( just in time for D.B.'s bday ) : That has to be an easter egg as well, I'm certain that I've seen it somewhere... Trust, nice catch on this being a quote, I'm actually kind of astonished that it showed up as being by benjamin franklin as researched out by Flix just now! gogo Link to comment
tom.morrow 89 Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 . Sweet find Uhm... I get the feeling that all silly messages are either on-purpose misquoted or othewise references, kind of pointers. Same was true for s.1 cheers (Toy Story?:)To infinity and beyond! Link to comment
tom.morrow 89 Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 . woooot I just pinned another I was hunting for a while cheers It's a girl and her name is Emma! Link to comment
wolfie2kX 528 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 It's a quote by Benjamin Franklin that kind of got distorted over the years. The actual quote (from a letter he wrote) was : "Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy." It's a widely misquoted line, very popular: https://www.google.com/search?q=beer+is+proof&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=iHOeUrz4L6fd2AWx5oFI&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=2144&bih=1178&dpr=0.9 Yeah.. But gotta remember, the guys from Ascaron were GERMAN.. And Germany isn't really that well known for wine.. Not like France or Spain... But they ARE quite reknown for beer. So it makes sense they would make that alteration as such. Link to comment
tom.morrow 89 Posted December 6, 2013 Author Share Posted December 6, 2013 . aaaaand... another cheers What do you think I am doing? loading the game? Link to comment
tom.morrow 89 Posted December 7, 2013 Author Share Posted December 7, 2013 . ugh... the game keeps poping out names for me, new ones that is cheers Funny bugreport #33225: Cow is standing on a bowl, head ist going out of the fence. Link to comment
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