Lord of the North 10 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 I thought of a new and challenging game for us. A Game of Chicken, but unlike the ones in real life with the element of danger, this one is has an element of humor. For this game one must find online an unoffensive joke, video, song, gif, or photo and share it here. The only catch? it has to be about or show a chicken in it. I will start this new game with Chicken Attack, sung by Japanese Yodeler Takeo Ischi. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,816 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Why did the chicken cross the road, as answered by famous people... Lt. General George S. Patton Jr.: Chicken? &*##! I can cross that road with four brigades of medium tanks and a division of troops by 06:00 tomorrow! 1 Link to comment
Popular Post Delta! 985 Posted July 17, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 17, 2019 This is a Afrikaans song, that is soooooo ridiculous, that I actually find it offensive, because all English speaking people in SA, thinks that all Afrikaans people like this song and music that is similar "is our jam"... the name Translated means "do the sexy chicken" and refers to a dance move that I do not know, will never learn, and I do not know where it originated... 2 Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,816 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 On 2/12/2019 at 6:15 AM, Hooyaah said: Why did the chicken cross the road, as answered by famous people... Lt. General George S. Patton Jr.: Chicken? &*##! I can cross that road with four brigades of medium tanks and a division of troops by 06:00 tomorrow! This is just one of my "Why did the chicken cross the road, as answered by famous people" (and characters) jokes. Here's another: Yogi Bear's response: I didn't know there was any chicken in this pic-a-nic basket, Mr. Ranger sir, I was just trying to return it to it's rightful owner. Eh, Boo Boo? Link to comment
chattius 2,520 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Ich wollt ich wär ein Huhn An old song from a german 1936 movie. The translation: I want to be a chicken https://www.musixmatch.com/de/songtext/Lilian-Harvey-and-Willy-Fritsch/Ich-wollt-ich-wär’-ein-Huhn/ubersetzung/englisch But who knows in which Quentin Tarantino movie it appears ;) Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Kids in the hall present... spooky, scary, and always strange... chicken Lady! gogo Link to comment
Popular Post Delta! 985 Posted July 19, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 19, 2019 Rohirrim! Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor! "Ride to ruin and the world's ending!" "Forth, Eorlingas!" 2 Link to comment
Mare 79 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Delta! said: Rohirrim! Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor! "Ride to ruin and the world's ending!" "Forth, Eorlingas!" henlingas 1 Link to comment
chattius 2,520 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 The mouse should have known that birds are related to dinosaurs. And this hen has velociraptor genes. 1 Link to comment
Mare 79 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 During the Cold War, the British suspected that the communist bloc was preparing a land invasion of central Europe (I mean Italy, France and West Germany, in short, the countries that America had bought with the Marshall Plan but in reality were communists) and decided to disseminate those countries with buried atomic bombs that would explode following an invasion of the Red Army. But (apart from the questionable morality of the plan) there was a problem. The bombs would have been badly damaged by the cold of the central European winter. So they decided to circulate the dirty bombs with live chickens, which maintain a temperature of around 40 ° C. In addition, there would be a capsule full of feed, which would keep the "live" chickens alive, and prevent poultry from picking up the bomb, breaking it. Fortunately, none of this happened, since the plan was canceled. The code name of the project was "Blue Peacock" 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,068 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 The Place where Baba Yaga lived terrified me as child...it could run fastt gogo 1 Link to comment
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