gogoblender 3,338 Share Posted November 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Delta! said: What is the difference between Roast Beef, and Pea Soup...? Hide contents Anyone can Roast Beef. lol, like the use of the hider...clever gogo 1 Link to comment
Delta! 1,017 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day. Push a man from an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life. Link to comment
Delta! 1,017 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2020 What do you call a cow that gives bad milk? An udder dissapointment 3 Link to comment
Hooyaah 3,069 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2020 I realize now that I have a serious addiction to math. All the sines were there. I had a hard time functioning. I'd go off on tangents all the time. In the beginning, I was in my prime and my life was on a great vector. Then, my problems began to multiply exponentially. Trouble had divided my relationships. Eventually, I felt subtracted from reality, to the point that I could not integrate. To sum things up, I never grasped the root of it all! 2 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,338 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2020 What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. gogo 2 Link to comment
Hooyaah 3,069 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2020 The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic. 2 Link to comment
Delta! 1,017 Share Posted December 3, 2020 My Liquid diet is going fabulously! After 4 bottles of wine, I no longer care about how fat I am... 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 3,069 Author Share Posted December 3, 2020 What happened when the small red grape was crushed? It let out a little wine. 1 Link to comment
Delta! 1,017 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I am trying to make my own hand sanitizer, but I keep ending up with margaritas 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 3,069 Author Share Posted December 4, 2020 I was struggling to get my girlfriend’s attention. So, I sat down on the couch and looked comfortable, that did the trick. 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,338 Popular Post Share Posted December 4, 2020 my brother just posted this on FB... cracks me up gogo 1 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 3,069 Author Share Posted December 4, 2020 Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. 1 Link to comment
Delta! 1,017 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Rapid fire: "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!" "What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk." "I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know." "It takes guts to be an organ donor." "Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable." "What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!" "I'm starting a new dating service in Prague. It's called Czech-Mate." 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 3,069 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 ^ It's ironic that you would mention about starting a dating site. I was going to start one for Eskimos. Who, I thought, would be lonelier than they. I decided not to. I was just not that Inuit. 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,338 Share Posted December 6, 2020 i love plant jokes ... there's been a huge explosion online of people at home with plant growing...one of my friends has gone absolutely bananas and is now living in an almost-jungle gogo 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,338 Share Posted December 10, 2020 hahahah weeeeee.. good one Steve hahhahah... this one gets me too :lol; gogo Link to comment
chattius 2,668 Share Posted December 10, 2020 For a few hours we had snow, d*!% global warming 1 Link to comment
