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Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.

Push a man from an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.

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Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

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Rapid fire:


"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!"

"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."

"I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know."

"It takes guts to be an organ donor."

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."

"What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

"I'm starting a new dating service in Prague. It's called Czech-Mate."

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^ It's ironic that you would mention about starting a dating site. I was going to start one for Eskimos. Who, I thought, would be lonelier than they. I decided not to. I was just not that Inuit.

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i love plant jokes ... there's been a huge explosion online of  people at home with plant growing...one of my friends has gone absolutely bananas and is now living in an almost-jungle :lol: 



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