Hooyaah 3,110 Author Posted January 30, 2021 If two vegans have an argument over dinner is it still a beef?
chattius 2,700 Posted February 1, 2021 In the year 25025 some men are still alive Meister Chattius finally has time to follow Gogo and Schot's invitation for the best poutine in the world. Having too much fun and appettite they lost the time. When leaving the restaurant they see a Bus of line 666 returning to the bus hall for night. Gogo: That was the last bus to our house. Schot: The Taxi's are on strike. Chattius, winner of the drinking contest and pointing at the bus hall: There are more than enough busses and I have an international bus license. Schot: I have ears and eyes of a lynx, I will guard. Gogo: Then it is me with the lock of the bus hall. Some seconds later Chattius appears with a bus, he parks it and runs pack to the bus hall, he appears with a second bus, a third, ..., a seventh.... Schot with all his remaining wisdom: Stop, we are only 3 and even if you see all double, seven is too much, ... Chattius: I am not counting, but bus 666 to your house is parking behind all these busses... 1
Hooyaah 3,110 Author Posted February 5, 2021 How do you catch a unique rabbit? Spoiler You 'neek up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Spoiler The tame way. 1
Hooyaah 3,110 Author Popular Post Posted February 5, 2021 A Scotsman is taking a trip in the highlands and spies a nice shady spot just under a tree where he decides to catch a wee nap.Two bonny lasses are passing by, but always curious about the question, decide to see what Scotsmen wear under their kilt. So, as proof of their having been there, one of the lasses takes a ribbon from her hair and leaves it behind. Spoiler Later, a wee groggy from his nap, the Scotsman awakens, noticing that something feels a wee bit off. He lifts his kilt to check and says, Och, laddie! I dun know where ya been, but I see ya 'ave won the blue ribbon!" 2
gogoblender 3,420 Posted February 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Delta! said: made me laugh i LOVE crocs... gogo
Hooyaah 3,110 Author Popular Post Posted March 23, 2021 Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks over at the other and asks, "Does this taste funny?" 2
Hooyaah 3,110 Author Posted September 2, 2021 A camel with two humps is an Asian Camel. A camel with one hump is known as a Bactrian or Dromedary. But, what do you call a camel with no hump? Spoiler Humphrey 1
chattius 2,700 Posted September 2, 2021 There are these moments in life when you notice that your son is just like you. Should you be proud or worried? 1
chattius 2,700 Posted September 9, 2021 Yesterday: My wife was visiting an old lady who suffers from osteoporosis at her home. While giving an injection against the pain my wife notices some older kindergarten kids picking apples from a branch which grew over the fence and so was reachable from the road. The tree was owned by the lady who had a small garden to add some extra food because she had a very small retirement payment. So my wife opened the window and said: "You are not allowed to pick apples from a tree you don't own. You are only allowed to pick fallen apples from the road (*)!" "Tante (**) you are stupid, didn't you know that we are not allowed to eat food which was on the ground for more than 3 seconds?" Kids logic sometimes beats Albert Einstein and Steven Hawkins... (*) German neighbourhood laws (**) Tante =aunt - local slang for a female older person who is good known by the family. Not always a real aunt 1
Hooyaah 3,110 Author Popular Post Posted November 25, 2024 I saw Harry Potter seated in the first class section on my most recent flight to London. Spoiler I never expected to see a flying sorcerer. 2
chattius 2,700 Posted November 25, 2024 My wife did this one. A totally overweighted person with health problems entering her praxis. 'Better than all therapy would be to buy a dog and do three daily walks' 2 month later ther person is back without much change. 'What dog you bought?' 'A dachshund' 'Better than nothing I think' Another two month later the person is back. Bodily shape like an athlet. 'Guess your new dog is a greyhound?' 'No still my dachshund. But a new neighbour walks with two Dobermanns. And whenever my dachshund barks at them I have to pick up my dog and run run run ....' Why do you think Magnum was so fit? ;) 1
Hooyaah 3,110 Author Posted November 28, 2024 I just ordered an egg and chicken from Amazon. Spoiler I'll let you know.
Delta! 1,020 Popular Post Posted December 1, 2024 a Vegetarian and a Vegan jump off a bridge to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society 2
Hooyaah 3,110 Author Posted December 2, 2024 The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks, "Can you make me one with everything?" 1
gogoblender 3,420 Posted December 5, 2024 On 12/2/2024 at 12:11 AM, Hooyaah said: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks, "Can you make me one with everything?" 2. Why was the artichoke feeling sad? It had a broken heart. gogo ps wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1
Hooyaah 3,110 Author Posted December 5, 2024 It is a little known fact that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Spoiler Sadly, the records were destroyed in a fire, so we will never know for whom the Tells bowled. 1
