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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

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About three or four drinks.

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14 hours ago, Hooyaah said:

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

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:3lmao:

Lets do good jokes to turnip the giggles

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gogo

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A Frenchman nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Louvre.
However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out and past security, he was captured only three blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error resulting in his capture, he replied:

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“I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”

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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger...

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Then, it hit me.

 

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4 hours ago, Hooyaah said:

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger...

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1. What do you get when you cross a poutine with a computer?  
 

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WOOOOOOOOOO...best.... joke... ever!

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gogo

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