th3undon3on3 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Step 1: Stretch to avoid CDs strewn all over floor. Step 2: Slip on miscellaneous sheet of paper #156. Step 3: Trip over guitar lead. Step 4: Whack ribs off corner of desk (why's it always the corner?). Step 5: Face off monitor. Step 6: Knock a cup of hot tea over for good measure. Step 7: Lie in bed. Steps 1-6 take just a few seconds. Step 7 can last as long as you like. Link to comment
Sylph 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 if you chop of one corner.. you get two in return... retaliation. so your room ain't bloody? it's just a mess? if you have a very big box, or a closet.. *hint hint* Syl Link to comment
Totalimmortal 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 that's why god invented the walk-in closet. or window. either help in this situation -Total Link to comment
Sylph 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 (edited) no, that was some german guy.. don't remember who though... odd, whyw ould one remember who inveted a walk-in-closet... weird things happen when you're bored (which I am) Oooh my teddybear just returned from work, brb Jasper PS Total, are you a police officer? Edited January 29, 2008 by Sylph Link to comment
Totalimmortal 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Totalman is a State Police Cadet, hoping to be part-time officer by this summer =D -Total Link to comment
Schot 407 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Oh ow! That's a pretty complicated way to hurt yourself undone. Have you ever considered joining the circus? I'm sorry I don't mean to laugh. It's just that you typed it out in such a funny way, hehe. Ice pack and a whiskey for you to soothe the pain. Oh and to add to Total's and Sylph's wise advice I would suggest under the bed. ^^ One coffee to go please! Link to comment
gogoblender 3,066 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Woo hoo just bought a can of the stuff! man, buying coffee in the store's such a ripoff... it's like what, two bucks a styrofoam (whatever ) cup? lol.... jumbo tin of coffee today... five bucks...you only get like forty cups from it... helloooo brewmaster... anyone want some? free rounds...today only gogo Link to comment
Totalimmortal 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 you should go to the international house of pancakes and get a hoddle of coffee. (spelling?) however you spell it. thats enough coffee to keep a 600 lb gorilla amped for 4 days. -Total Link to comment
Genenut 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 (edited) They make these blocks you put under each leg of the bed to raise it up (would make it easier to put plastic bins of crap UNDER the bed).... might help with the corners attacking you Otherwise goats and toddlers eat just about anything but the goat can handle it where as the toddler cant digest much of what they eat that isnt food so it gets messy again *lol* do you know any goats you can "borrow" for a few hours ? Edited January 29, 2008 by Genenut Link to comment
th3undon3on3 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I just found out one of my old favourite bands (Finch) have reformed. I immediately went to send an over-excited text message to my best friend who was also an avid fan, then realised I don't have her current mobile number. Then I realised we haven't spoken in over 2 years She's getting married this summer too. I'll have a whisky to send me to sleep. Link to comment
Arilaftia 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Well its Wednesday morning, and I really need Friday *rests head on desk* How about a Rasperry rum? Something nice, sweet and soothing. Link to comment
th3undon3on3 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 So from one old best friend to another... Another of my best non-girlfriend girl friends from a few years ago just got on MSN and told me she might be coming to Edinburgh for uni next year. She knows I'd be chronic destroyed if she said she's coming then doesn't, so there must be a fair good chance she's coming. Best news I've had all year. She'll keep me young while she's here. Link to comment
Totalimmortal 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 GREAT NEWS! =D thats awesome undon3, whiskey sour on me. -Total Link to comment
th3undon3on3 0 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Yeah, good friends seem hard to come by these days, and even harder to hold onto. She's one of the only people I know that's really at peace with her life, not trying to be someone she isn't. I just know if she comes it'll make my time here a lot easier. Link to comment
Seductive_Vampie 0 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 ok everyone drinks are on me in celebration of getting my new laptop and getting sacred to run on it wohooooooooooooooo!! Link to comment
Totalimmortal 0 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 WOOHOO!! I wish my laptop ran sacred... then again, it overheats when it runs itunes now... she's 3-4 years old and she needs to be laid to rest -Total Link to comment
th3undon3on3 0 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 (edited) My internet died last night, and only just came back within the last hour. Result being I find myself unable to waste time on playing OGame, and end up buying Zelda for the Wii instead. Fun fun fun. Hot chocolate please. I'm off the alcohol. Edited February 3, 2008 by th3undon3on3 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,066 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 awww, c'mon undone...it's Sunday...stick a wee bit of bailey's in the hot chocolate... And sux about your internet down, ours went down on Friday... WORST possible day...dialup? ... ... Total, I hear ya about the laptop...mine starts overheating just from turning it on :rofl: Tell you what, we'll do a joint burial gogo Link to comment
th3undon3on3 0 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 My internet went out on Friday night too. And Wednesday. And Tuesday. And Monday I'll have the baileys in the hot chocolate. What I meant to say was I'm off buying the alcohol I'm holding out on my dad buying me more whisky for my birthday Link to comment
Genenut 8 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Hit me with something strong - the patriots lost! :) gonna be a bad day in the office tommorrow..... Link to comment
Arilaftia 0 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Oh Im right with you mom!! Link to comment
enci 0 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Im not sure what it is but Im drooling After an astoundingly long, 4 day vacation, its the first day of the new semester. Lets celebrate it by not showing up The railroad employees are on strike again, so I even have a good excuse Link to comment
th3undon3on3 0 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Heh, someone I've not spoken to in about 2 years just started speaking to me on MSN. I'd actually deleted her from my contacts Another hot chocolate for me. I think I'm becoming addicted. Link to comment
Totalimmortal 0 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 beers on me, we done solved a homicide! one bad guy down, 0230283402934028340283402934023840234 more to go =D -Total Link to comment
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