dicknail 0 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 The Dick and Nail Bros. are happy to present you the best crystals in the universe! Varying from green emeralds to red rubies and shiny diamonds. We have all you need and you can afford. We sell small but elegant half carat stones, perfect if you are a student to surprise your love one, we sell 2-3 carat ones, ideal for your wedding ring, and of course we have our collection of huge stones weighing up to several trillion carats. Call now to receive a free pat on the back! 1-800-DaNBros for galaxy 1 through 3 0800-DaNBros for galaxy 9 or +359 2 DICKNAIL for everywhere else Call now! We are waiting! Link to comment
dicknail 0 Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 All gone! We need to upgrade our minez and our trade supply will be decreased to minimum, for we, we sincerely apologize to all our clients for he inconvenience! Dick and Nail Bros. Link to comment
gogoblender 3,070 Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 heh, this is great Dick, I'm sorry I missed the sale, it sounds like it was a uni 9 extravaganza. As the stock is all gone, I guess we can close this thread while saying that we're looking forward to the next sale of precious stones. Cheers! gogo Link to comment
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