Foul Fiery Imp from the Depths of the Underworld

[Saeyia 0]

WHY! WHY FOUL imp!?

 

Why when I am beset by enemies; their putrid flesh staining the 3" block of fabric that I call a 'tunic'; do you fling your fireballs at the imaginary "mortar pixies" instead of roasting them in their stead?

 

And why? WHY when commanded to follow me three feet down a perfectly straight street do you insist on running in circles in a field of wildflowers?

 

Don't you realize that we are evil? You are my minion! You must pave the path before my feet with the ashes of my enemies! When you cackle maniacally it should be at the fate of the unbelievers, not the imaginary monkey-moose you chased three miles in the opposite direction! Oh curse you, curse you foul imp! I shake my fist at you!

[locolagarto 15]

WHY! WHY FOUL imp!?

 

Why when I am beset by enemies; their putrid flesh staining the 3" block of fabric that I call a 'tunic'; do you fling your fireballs at the imaginary "mortar pixies" instead of roasting them in their stead?

 

And why? WHY when commanded to follow me three feet down a perfectly straight street do you insist on running in circles in a field of wildflowers?

 

Don't you realize that we are evil? You are my minion! You must pave the path before my feet with the ashes of my enemies! When you cackle maniacally it should be at the fate of the unbelievers, not the imaginary monkey-moose you chased three miles in the opposite direction! Oh curse you, curse you foul imp! I shake my fist at you!

 

LOL, I'm liking you more with every post. thank goodness Mrs. Loco isn't a jealous woman. I haven't played with the pet dragon/imp much. but it sounds much like any other pet. they run around looking for a place to poop and then come running back like they deserve a treat. And like any pet you gotta love em and feed em and train em. with levels and Fire lore with mods to the imp buff (sorry forgot the name and too lazy to go look on the wiki.) she or it if you are a good citizen and have it spayed or neutered, should start to behave more like the angry beast of terror you are wishing for.

[Knuckles 904]

it's simple

 

NPC AI is AWOL

[locolagarto 15]

it's simple

 

NPC AI is AWOL

 

Crap! you went from words I can't spell and have to look up to acronyms I don't have to magic decoder ring for. mines in the mail somewhere.

[Knuckles 904]

oh poor loco lol, I'll translate for ya

 

Non-Player Character's Artificial Intelligence is Absent Without Leave

[Chareos Rantras 0]

Just give em cookies, everyone likes cookies, bake some cookies, it'll do him good!

 

Don't use CAKE! He'll fart till he dies

 

 

 

 

cheers!

Chareos Rantras

 

PS: Cookies, not cake! remember!

[Saeyia 0]

I've fed him cake,

I've escorted him around the lake,

I've had him under the knife,

I even gave him life!

 

But he won't listen,

 

he won't follow me into a box,

he won't even kill that stupid fox!

he won't eat meat or boiled ham,

he just won't do anything, Sam I am!

 

BLARG! He even has me speaking like him!

 

*facepalm* I truly dislike my foolish imp.

Edited January 2, 2010 by Saeyia

[locolagarto 15]

Then I think you need a burly Shadow Warrior with the Hanson Brothers wrecking crew. They are like the overprotective big brothers that smash heads and ask questions later. nary a swing you need make with the boys at your side in your wake. check the astral warrior aspect. spectral warriors

 

edit: Furian chastised me for being so close to a good rhyme and them chickening out. so there you go

Edited January 4, 2010 by locolagarto

[Saeyia 0]

Then I think you need a burly Shadow Warrior with the Hanson Brothers wrecking crew. They are like the overprotective big brothers that smash heads and ask questions later. nary a swing you need make with the boys at your side. check the astral warrior aspect. spectral warriors

 

I've got one! His name is Thugee and he's much more obedient than Geoff. He even has his own entourage, and while they don't smell the freshest, they do indeed keep ... well... MOST of the baddies off my flower-fresh tunic.

[locolagarto 15]

They get better with age. Some here would say modify them for damage and shield armor vs additional warriors. Not only can 2 do the job just fine. but if you ever do decide to take a swing at something. there is only 2 of them in your way instead of 3 or 4. 25 runes memorized seems to be magic number of some kind for Shadow Warrior buffs. cool things seem to happen at the level.

[bigfoot69 0]

I've fed him cake,

I've escorted him around the lake,

I've had him under the knife,

I even gave him life!

 

But he won't listen,

 

he won't follow me into a box,

he won't even kill that stupid fox!

he won't eat meat or boiled ham,

he just won't do anything, Sam I am!

 

BLARG! He even has me speaking like him!

 

*facepalm* I truly dislike my foolish imp.

 

I Title this, My crappy fire demon

 

 

Sit here and listen to this story I will tell

its about a little fiery demon who's ugly and smells

His molten rockets go from left to right

But hit absolutely nothing in sight

My Elf gets mads, and sends him away

but sure as sh*t, he comes back the next day

So to my little demon than is by my side

please kill atleast 1 enemy if you dont mind

It dont have to be today, but someday would be grand

or I will delete my high elf, and play my Shadow warrior as I had planned

Oh how I dreamed of you and me together

we could go to the swamp and survive the stormy weather

With every level my elf grows, you gain wisdom to share

But its always fun to kill you because I dont care! Muahahaha

[locolagarto 15]

Saeyia, you have created a poetic monster. if you keep this up we will be forced to give you your on section of the forum. your name in shining light and stardom, seems to be coming my dear.

 

Very cool and creative bigfoot69. you folks keep the imagination going and this could end up being and epic thread.

Edited January 5, 2010 by locolagarto

[Saeyia 0]

head .... growing.... bigger.....

 

self... esteem rising.....

 

don't make me open up a "Ask Saeyia - Psychological Advice .05 cents." on your forum....

[locolagarto 15]

Are you kidding. I had to look this stuff up as I had a inkling that these may not be as random as they appeared

 

These happened to be some words of a mystery from our dear Saeyia:

 

fizzbucket = does some incredible phography, is this a hobby of yours? check flicr

duckhat = very novel I wan't one for birthday parties

wizzywig= this performance troup may have a cult following. there is a hidden message in here that may lead us into the abyss of mystery that calls herself Saeyia

Edited January 5, 2010 by locolagarto

[Saeyia 0]

muahahahahaha!

 

You might have found a way in, but you'll never find your way OUT! The Abyss of Saeyia is abysmal and byss-like! A dark place of fire, glitter and puppies most foul!

 

Puppies of doom, who stare at you with their foul/doomed puppy eyes and melt not your heart but your very soul into goo! Yes! The floor of my abyssian abysital apartment is covered in the gooey souls mine begooped enemies! Strangely they taste like marshmellows. (in the melted shapes of stars, hearts and clovers!) You shall rue the day! RUE!

 

muaa ha ha ha hahahah hahahaha HAHAHAHA!

 

Got Milk?

[Furian67 15]

Saeyia, you have created a poetic monster. if you keep this up we will be forced to give you your on section of the forum. your name in shining light and stardom, seems to be coming my dear.

 

Very cool and creative bigfoot69. you folks keep the imagination going and this could end up being and epic thread.

 

I'll add two Zombie Cookies to that vote, if my vote is votec enough to be considered votie enough in a nonpolitical politic sort of way.

[sigma20xx 0]

I find that if you summon him when you need him, he starts out a bit smarter. The longer you have him exposed to the real world, the stupidester he gets.