Popular Post Spock 271 Posted February 17, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 17, 2015 (edited) I have been trying for many years to understand Human humor and found something that I was sure would be appreciated by others but cannot find where to post. I thought I would ask in such a way that others could ask where to post their undefined topics as well.Where can I post jokes, puns, and general humor? I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"She's smart, so I asked her, "What does Presidents Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, or Clinton, etc.She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of BullFECAL MATTER!."You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose! . Edited February 17, 2015 by Spock 2 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,070 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I'd post this in an area like Key Largo, which is the General and Off topic section. I've moved your topic there now, post away your at whim! gogo Link to comment
Popular Post chattius 2,526 Posted February 18, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2015 Yes, the not planed jokes from kids are often the best. We write them all down in a booklet. Our oldest daughter came home with another girl from her university to do field studies in our surrounding forests for their arboristic classes. Somehow the other girl from Berlin got aware that we have a son and she was dressed in a stylish way. Noticing that our son is 12 years younger than his oldest sister she tried to do the best out of the situation. She noticed him watching her and she asked if he would like her and marry her. With just 7 years and diplomatic words towards girls (mainly his sisters) normally done with a battleaxe equivalent , he surprised us using a foil. He was carefully trying not to annoy the girl, his 4 sisters and most important don't appear like an idiot. 'Sorry, but even you are as pretty as my sisters, you are just too young for me!' Everyone was silent, then she asked, "But I am 19 and more than 10 years older than you...." 'Yes, but I can't marry you until you are 30, -----------when I am 18.' A funny thing lost in translation was that she spoke with a Berlin accent and he was using our rolling-R local slang. A bit like new england versus texas slang. 2 Link to comment
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