Delta!

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.

An evaluation of your capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency. Please return yourself to the factory.

If Miley Cyrus falls, is it called a hoedown?

The countdown to the apocalypse has begun... beep beep beep beep...

Press Ctrl + Caps lock + I + Q + Enter with one hand for an IQ test

oh no! My High Elf just broke a finger nail, CALL AN AMBULANCE!

"Don't worry, whales only eat krill. Oh look krill!"Krill: Swim away! Swim Away!

I once planted a light bulb, and I thought, come spring, there might be a chandelier

BURP!... taste like, onion and banana juice... and strangely something else... pickles?

"What's her name and social security number?!"'No, You're not gonna kill her!'Mr & Mrs Smith.

WOW! MasterChef Australia, The V8 cake, AMAZING!

Somebody needs some vitamins...Can I get a coffee over here?

yummy yum! fresh, home made, Almond and Amarula Ice cream! can you think of a better treat!?!

I’d rather my flame burnt bright, than be some puny little pilot light

" ...and in the morning, I'm making wafels..."

screw this... wish I could go to Hogwarts!

When I walk into a spiderweb, I immediately go PSYCHO!

Ek lovit as my dag begin met lag en snaakse goed! hehehahahoho! :-)

Urgh, smoker are disgusting! Or atleast, the majority of them

“Stripclub? Honey, I should wash your mouth out with Jaggermeister.”

I may not be perfect, but I'm always me.

"How'd you get that scar?" Oh, it was nothing . . . Voldemort tried to kill me as a baby . . .

"Nowhere to turn,no one to help,it's almost like I don't even know myself,now I have to choose, I don't know what to do!?!"

The devil in me, becomes an angel for you.

Would you like to play a game of... World domination?