Delta!

The hobbit the desolation of smaug was freaking awesome! ?

You know it's Monday, when you open your wardrobe and find only clothes, instead of Narnia... ?

"once there was a wicked witch in the lovely land of Ozz..."

Coffee missing. Insert cup and press any key.

“We can deny that our angels exist, convince ourselves they can’t be real, but they show up anyway. At strange places and at strange times. They can peak through any character we can imagine, they will shout through demons if they have to, daring us, challenging us to fight”Sukerpunch

"... The only straight I am is straight up bitch"Santana LopezGlee season2

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you are up to...

Poisoned Dexter Season 7, and then burned it up with kerosene... if only La Guerta wasn't such a nosy b!t€h, she might have still been alive

someone told me to get real and stop living in my fantasy worlds. I was so shocked I almost fell off my unicorn...

How do you reverse Facebook Timeline? I didn't ask for my profile to change to timeline. Holy Hannah!?

Always give 100%, unless you are donating blood.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I just saw a middle eastern boy get in a van with a pedophile... Talk about alien vs predator.

Next time the weather forecast says 'rain', I'm going to leave my umbrella at home, that way I can shower in public without being judged.

Why as a peaceful society, are people more comfortable seeing two men holding guns, rather than hands?

My life has a superb cast, I just can't figure out the plot.

How many times must I climb out of the closet? Finding this freaking Narnia wasn’t as easy as I thought…

Urgh. Tonsils... Anyone willing to come and rip them out for me? Please.

Please don’t piff me off, I’m running out of places to hide bodies

They say 'you are what you eat'. That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

"Loyalty is bought. betrayal is a way of life"Ronin

If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Smile. Happy looks good on you

Red meat is not bad for you... blue-green meat, now that IS bad for you!

In my perfect world, everyone is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies. <3