Delta!

Seriously, can guys just pull up their pants, or wear belts. ESPECIALLY at work in a restaurant kitchen. The last thing I feel like seeing while cooking is a disgusting hairy ass-crack

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.

I don’t have an attitude, I have a personality that you can’t handle

Finally finished the Inheritance cycle... what's next?

"I think we might have started on the wrong foot."'that's all you got lady, two wrong feet and f%c+!ng ugly shoes'Erin Brockovich

save gasoline, ride a hooker.

sniping cold and windy in Cape Town today, wish I could just cuddle and watch movies...

The important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself

Finished the last episode of "Friends", now I have a terrible heartache and missing all my far away friends and family... :'(

Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people.

I was going make a rum cake… but now it is just a cake, and I’m drunk.

Let be, Let go, Let see, Let flow

I guess if you spoke your mind you’d be speechless huh?

Makers of the terrafirminator will not be held responsible for damages, injury, infidelity or loss of life caused by the use of this product

Anybody else just lay in bed making mental movies of perfect scenarios in life?

If you don’t like meSomeone else willIf you’re not missing meSomeone else isIf you don’t love meSomeone else doesSo if I don’t punch youSomeone else will

That awkward moment when you’re walking down the stairs and think there’s another step and you Hulk stomp the ground…

Grrrrrrr. The last 35km of a 400km trip and I get bumper to bumper traffic...

I couldn't sleep, cause I kept thinking ‘how can my feet smell if they don’t have a nose?'

You can’t make anyone feel the way you want them to. If they do, it’s wonderful, and if they don’t you move on.

Excercise releases endorfins, endorfins makes you happy. Happy people just don't kill their ex's

Me? Weird? Bitch I’m limited edition!

No glory, love or equality. Just dust, gore and blisters in unfortunate places

If you tickle me, I’m not responsible for your injuries.

Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable, like a coma?