Delta!

After some time to think it through, I know that I'm to good for you...

If it wasn’t for my random sputtering, insane rambling and wild hallucinations, I’d be as normal as any of you.

Autocorrect can go straight to He'll

'They say crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?'unknown

Memory impairment… the free prize at the bottom of every Vodka bottle.

I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but they have some really great advice.

Stalking is such a strong word. I prefer intense research and observation of an individual.

I’m super lazy today, it is like normal lazy, but I’m also wearing a cape.

sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock the police...

"hot, hungry and thankful not to have HIV O'clock"Fang

"I thought a flash drive was something you do naked in a car"old man in a computer store

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

"Life is a work of art, you gotta paint it colourful. You can make it anything you want, don't have to stick to any rules. You don't need a high IQ to succeed in what you do, you just gotta have no doubt, just believe in yourself"

"Whats so funny, 'bout love, peace and world destruction?"

how many times can someone reject you before you give up?

"An eye for an eye, or turn the other cheek. Fight fire with fire or do unto others what you want done to yourself?"Brian Kinney

It doesn't cost anything to dream...

"Part of the success of life is to eat what you like, and let the food fight it out inside you"Mark Twain

"What herb cures all ailments?By the black raven’s crime, and by this rhyme, the answer would be thyme"Saphira

“Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life’s true delights.”Uncle Iroh.

Signage outside the rehab center: Keep off the grass

Why does a heart hurt so much, if the only job for it is to pump blood?

one does not simply walk into Mordor... so try dancing instead!

Art will remain the most astonishing activity of mankind born out of struggle between wisdom and madness, between dream and reality in our mind.

My cell died and I lost all my contacts. Please inbox your no if we had regular contact.