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A Neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a drink?"Barman replies 'for you? no charge!'
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You are a walking breathing wonder! Love yourself so that you can love the people around you!
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They taught Afrikaans, English, Nsotho and Venda at high school, yet the one thing I'd love to speak is Parseltounge
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-"Do you like Eminem?" -"Yes, I love chocolate!" -"No, the rapper!" -"Why would I eat the wrapper?!"
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“It was like Christmas, New year and my birthday, all rolled up into one!”‘not the 4th of July?’
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"…he really enjoyed coffee, and in the end, was enjoyed as coffee. A little circle of life.”Due Date
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Just once, I wish my life could be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number.