Delta!

It's like you are the swing set and I'm the kid that falls.

If Fe = iron and male = man does female mean ironman?

I’m suffering from Mephobia, it is the fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it and everyone dies!

Either my Spidey senses are tingling and on high alert, or my foot fell asleep...

Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl: He has a diary, a favourite ring a necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

Signs of insanity: 1)talking to yourself 2) arguing with yourself 3) loosing the argument with yourself 4) not talking to yourself because of the argument!Guess, me, myself and I are insane...

<3 OOOH! the speculoos ice cream is soooo delicious, with crunchy little bits of speculoos cookies in, it is ice cream heaven! <3

'I can see what's happening'"What?"'and they don't have a clue'"who?"

"life is about KICKING ass, not Kissing it!"

A bend in the road is not the end of the road, unless you don’t make the turn

As jy wonderlike stunning sussies het, soos Elbe Terblanche en Joanie Strauss waarvoor jy baie lief is, wat jou bystaan deur dik en dun, wat daar is in goeie en slegte tye en wat jy vir niks in die wereld sal verruil nie......sit dit op jou status en brag bietjie!!! Dankie Jesus vir my susters

No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night

“Have you dumped everyone you’ve ever been with? You have never been the dumpee?”Scott Pilgrim VS the world.

"you see I'm the kinda guy, that when a friend needs help, I step up. That's just who I am"

" and all of my clothes feel like somebodies old throw aways"

As jy n Bybel dra, kry die duiwel kopseer. As jy dit oopmaak, val hy. As hy jou dit sien lees, raak hy flou. As hy jou die Woord sien uitleef, vlug hy. Wanneer jy oorweeg om hierdie boodskap op jou wall te pos, sal hy jou probeer ontmoedig!EK het hom nou net oorwin!!! Copy en Paste as jy God se kind is, al is dit met foute..... Amen

Side effects of interacting with me may include: persistent feelings of awesomeness, happiness, and wanting to burst into song at random times.

I have great genes, and I'm not talking about the 501 kind.

Happiness is shining out of me in countless rays! I hope it infects everyone, and that all my friends will have a good week!

Is it possible to have too much moderation?

About to board the Hogwarts express from platform 9 ¾ , can’t wait to start the new school year and fill my head with some interesting stuff, for now its bare and full of air, dead flies and bits of fluff.

"...and this one time, I ate some rotten berries, man I had some foul gas leaking outa my but that day"Donkey

2 Silkworms were in a race, but they ended up as a tie.

"you got some punch pizaz yahoo and how, see all you gotta do is rub that lamp"