Hooyaah

Ghostbusters => Marshmallow Man

Kraft => Pillsbury Christmas commercials have always been some of the best... growing up to all grown up, Rommel.

That's right, Rommel, make the most of each and every day! Tide => Advertisement

beach ball => sandcastle

line dance => boot scootin' boogie

Schranz => Shuffle Dance

safety => DANCE

Your craftsmanship is quite professional, indeed! Perhaps if it had been displayed, all lit up inside a dark black box the judges would have received the full effect. You are indeed a man of many talents, Ben!

Gogo, our family tradition was to watch some Halloween-themed cartoons, like Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang's The Great Pumpkin. Then I suppose that Edgar Allen Poe's Telltale Heart would be just a subwoofer left plugged into an amplifier in the basement next to water dripping nearby?

rich => opulent

Semolina cake => Baklava

My apologies for being late for Halloween with this. It's something that I wrote several years ago. I am never alone anymore. There are no visitors here in my home, but yet I feel some unwelcome presence. The bumps, footsteps, and shuffling sounds are always in another room or from somewhere above me. Why am I am being watched; for what sinister purpose? I do not know. I heard voices yet again today. They can’t be talking about me, I said to myself. Yet, I know that I caught my name being muttered softly in my ear moments ago. I bravely peeked through the narrow passage to the attic today, the sultry, musty air rudely shoved by me as I opened the portal. It seemed apparent that there was nothing amiss there. But, I sensed a presence peering back at me from deep within the dark foreboding shadow in the corner. Alas, it has become bitterly cold since those fearsome moments; but a mere hour has passed since Fall began to surrender to cold and uncompassionate Winter. I rest in my bed devoid of companionship, warmed only by my thick quilt; I am so very weary. Yet I struggle, from fear of sleep’s inevitable embrace. The room grows ever darker and bitter loneliness overtakes me. I hear the voices yet again; they're calling my name.

Bishop's University => Cardinal Stritch University

Pitcher la vache => Cow Tipping I suppose that just giving the cow a milkshake wouldn't be sufficient?

Month Python => Bunny Terror - Holy Hand Grenade

Heroes => Teen Titans!

Wings of Justice => The Justice League!

Casablanca => Gone With The Wind

MuckePIEPEN (MuckeBLEEP) - decaffeinated Somehow, any substitute for regular caffeinated coffee just doesn't work for me.

donuts => coffee !!!

tryst => rendezvous

beekeeper => beholder (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. Am I right?)

Wikipedia => SACREDWIKI

Funnel Cake => Texas Renaissance Festival (Funnel Cake recipe: https://www.pauladeen.com/recipe/funnel-cakes/)

Death-Defying => Funnel Web Spider!