Chareos Rantras 0 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Because the easter bunny has a shotgun. Snowmen are conquering the world, so let's take out the flamethrowers? Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 That's a well-formulated question. How much money would you spend on presents for your pet? Link to comment
Zodiac 0 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 ALL your money... After all, a human's pet will always be far more intelligent than him. Should I buy a sub-machine gun or a shotgun? Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 You're carrion for the crows! Should I buy a sub-machine gun or a shotgun? Link to comment
Zodiac 0 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 None of them, slingshots are far better. What's the name of the animal with a really long neck? Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Plesiosaur. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Link to comment
Chareos Rantras 0 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 15789,5587711861467, approx that is ^^ Intoxitation can be deadly, unless we get some cookies, right? Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Nice device! Why do I get a headache when I take a nap? Link to comment
Chareos Rantras 0 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Because you need to run a rally first! Will there always be protectors of mankind? Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 MORGWATH! What would you do for a shot of calvados? Link to comment
Chareos Rantras 0 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Dance in the snow while balancing 5 bottles of rum on my nose while singing the top100 How many days left till the next Kamikaze Sunday? (hint: look above ) Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 8. Where can I buy a crayon? Link to comment
Zodiac 0 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 In a bank. Is there any difference between two drops of water? Link to comment
Chareos Rantras 0 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Yea, one has beer in it! Is 60 seconds equal to one minute ? Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Not quite. What did you do today? Link to comment
Chareos Rantras 0 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 I played Poo Bear in the snow I imagined Boomshakalaka or Kaboooom? Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Rat-tat-tat. What is the sound of one hand slapping? Link to comment
Chareos Rantras 0 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Valenciaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dirty Deeds will always be done what? Link to comment
Born to kill 0 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) A werid ghost What would you do if you saw a talking pumpkin floating in mid air? (at halloween ) Edit:damn someone answerd it before me (the question 'What is the sound of one hand slapping?') Edited January 5, 2010 by Born to kill Link to comment
Chareos Rantras 0 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 I would say: have a cookie, and dance like a monkey Can I sit next to someone? Link to comment
Zodiac 0 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Of course not, there aren't enough chairs. Which is better: strenght or intelligence? Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Apple juice from concentrate. What is a ten pound dumbbell for? Link to comment
Chareos Rantras 0 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Making the biggest snowman ever? The egg or the chicken? What came first? Link to comment
Zodiac 0 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 The Tyranosaurus Rex. Can a human jump to the moon? Link to comment
Chareos Rantras 0 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Ofc the rats can jump to neptune! Smoke or Water? Which is faster? Link to comment
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