The Wrong Answer Game

[Lucalain 0]

There can be only one.

 

If the Triforce of wisdom provides superhuman intelligence and foresight, and the Triforce of power bestows incredible might and near-immortality, what does the Triforce of courage do?

[Chareos Rantras 0]

The same but far more better?

 

 

One day the fields will burn! Can't remember, which day was it?

[Zodiac 0]

On 15 may, 1732.

 

 

Is it true that reggaeton music progressively destroys your brain?

[Chareos Rantras 0]

Only when dancing to close to the water

 

 

Why do we build houses and not nests?

[Lucalain 0]

Because the Shi'ar evolved from birds.

 

Have you got anything to announce?

[Chareos Rantras 0]

The saints are coming to LA.

 

 

I want to go to X, but He wants to go to Y, X not equals Y & Z eats pizza's, right?

[Lucalain 0]

HEEEEEAAAATHEEEEEN!

 

Do you like meat sauce?

[suedamn 0]

only on apple pie

 

 

where do monkeys come from

Edited January 8, 2010 by suedamn

[Zodiac 0]

From Mars.

 

 

Who is the king of the hell?

Edited January 8, 2010 by Zodiac

[suedamn 0]

santa...duh

 

 

if u had a marshmellow stuck in you're nose what is the best way to get it out?

[Lucalain 0]

Use your tongue.

 

What would you do with a load of money you could only spend at an electronics store?

[suedamn 0]

go fishing

 

 

lol

if you gave a mouse a cookie and he ated it what would you have

[Lucalain 0]

A man-mouse who can ate.

 

What does a neurosurgeon do?

[Chareos Rantras 0]

Fix my stew.

 

 

Is a poke supposed to be painful?

[InFlames 0]

only after 10pm

 

is mars red?

[Zodiac 0]

Of course not, we're all colorblind

 

 

What do you need to make fire in the middle of the forest?

[Lucalain 0]

One elite unit of my Shakura Guard should be enough.

 

What is my cat called?

[suedamn 0]

oak stump

 

 

 

why do cows moo

[Chareos Rantras 0]

Cuz they need there weed to chill & listen to Bob Marley.

 

 

Will I die in a snowstorm?

[Zodiac 0]

Yeah, there's assassins everywhere.

 

 

Write some sweet food.

[Lucalain 0]

That is not a question.

 

Is there death after life?

[Zodiac 0]

No... unless you are a living being

 

 

Is there something meaner and deadlier than Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick?

[Lucalain 0]

No.

 

Who lives in space?

Edited January 10, 2010 by Lucalain

[Chareos Rantras 0]

My good friend Micheal Jackson

 

What you gonna do when the hounds are calling?

[Lucalain 0]

Eat sausages to run faster.

 

In what situation could you say "the one that's throbbing"?