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According to the Wiki Damage Mitigation is calculated just after Armor Resistance. However Mibbs does mention this: Because the information on the Wiki comes from the work of Mibbs in the topic linked a few posts above, perhaps it was interpreted and entered incorrectly and needs to be amended. Thank you for pointing that out, Ameaeth.

Vanity Is Never Truly Adored S N O O T

Dallas => Houston (first word spoken and transmitted from the surface of Luna)

The Big Bang is estimated to have been roughly equivalent to one Chuck Norris (sparring) roundhouse kick.

Don't Open Unless Going Home D O O R S

taxes => Texas

If you stare into a mirror in an unlit and lonely room on a dark, dark night during the witching hour and her repeat the words,"Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary..."

entrance => admission

Bengaresh => Threshold

Always Remember Ivan Eats Lamb S H E E P

The rotation of the Earth began immediately after Chuck Norris gave it a roundhouse kick; this blow also created the moon.

delicatessen => delicious

I recall the first time that I first discovered that "secret" winding pathway to the swamp dragon. It's one on those paths that make the game so interesting and rewarding. Incendiary Shower is the best medicine for that reclusive wyrm because it does physical damage as well as fire. Blazing Tempest is perfect for mobs if you can get the wave intervals to where you can see three flowing outward at a time. The aggravating thing is that a small rock or other seemingly insignificant obstruction can disrupt its smooth symmetry, protecting a foe shielded behind it. In the Crystal Plane you should avoid the Narmul. He's a wicked and resilient beastie and only quick wits and Expulse Magic will save the High Elf from death from ruthless Spell Damage. It's good to hear news of the positive progress of your "naughty" elven lass. Godspeed in directing her way, good sir!

When Chuck Norris swims he swims in place, it's the Earth that moves.

roe => caviar

and fitful nightmares

He Often Rides Stunning Equines S T U D S

salmon => spawn

At night the Boogeyman turns on a nightlight out of fear of Chuck Norris.

channel => mine

tube => YouTube

A personal favorite, my Devastating Mystic Stormite Build is as described. Augmented with just the right mix of jewelry, she is virtually invincible, a true demigoddess, indeed.

Just Open If Needing Directions C H A R T

experiment => test

and sweat from