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Test marketing of "Chuck Norris Punch-In-A-Can" failed when all participants who opened one were sent to the emergency room.

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Chuck Norris is to Superman as Superman is to mankind.

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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as, "you know who."

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Malaria Mosquitoes are too scared to bite Chuck Norris

 

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Chuck Norris' blood in a universal panacea for all disease and would render anyone immortal; regrettably for humankind he cannot bleed.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why no alien civilization has ever invaded Earth.

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