Hooyaah 1,648 Posted February 9 Test marketing of "Chuck Norris Punch-In-A-Can" failed when all participants who opened one were sent to the emergency room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooyaah 1,648 Posted February 9 Chuck Norris is to Superman as Superman is to mankind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delta! 519 Posted February 10 The Cruciatus curse only tickles Chuck Norris https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Cruciatus_Curse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooyaah 1,648 Posted February 10 Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as, "you know who." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delta! 519 Posted February 10 Malaria Mosquitoes are too scared to bite Chuck Norris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooyaah 1,648 Posted February 10 Chuck Norris' blood in a universal panacea for all disease and would render anyone immortal; regrettably for humankind he cannot bleed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooyaah 1,648 Posted 15 hours ago Chuck Norris is the reason why no alien civilization has ever invaded Earth. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
