Hooyaah 2,823 Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 At night the Boogeyman turns on a nightlight out of fear of Chuck Norris. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 When Chuck Norris swims he swims in place, it's the Earth that moves. Link to comment
Veracious 267 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 When Chuck Norris sends a package FedEx it gets delivered yesterday. 1 Link to comment
Veracious 267 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take c%&p from anybody. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 The rotation of the Earth began immediately after Chuck Norris gave it a roundhouse kick; this blow also created the moon. 1 Link to comment
Popular Post Veracious 267 Posted January 31, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 31, 2019 My favorite one is something like Centuries ago chuck Norris had a horse that disappointed him so he roundhouse kicked itin the chin. The horse's descendants are known today as giraffes. 1 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 If you stare into a mirror in an unlit and lonely room on a dark, dark night during the witching hour and her repeat the words,"Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary..." Spoiler Chuck Norris materializes just behind you and whispers, "you don't actually believe that silly folklore, do you?" Link to comment
Delta! 987 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Chuck Norris does not get older, he levels up. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 The Big Bang is estimated to have been roughly equivalent to one Chuck Norris (sparring) roundhouse kick. Link to comment
Veracious 267 Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 You should reply to every question with Chuck Norris. Because chuck Norris is always the answer. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted February 1, 2019 Author Share Posted February 1, 2019 50 minutes ago, Veracious said: You should reply to every question with Chuck Norris. Because chuck Norris is always the answer. Yes, and if the teacher unexpectedly asks you a question that you don't know the answer to in class you will never go wrong by answering, "Chuck Norris." Link to comment
gogoblender 3,070 Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. gogo 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting because he's not acting, it's all real. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted February 5, 2019 Author Share Posted February 5, 2019 Chuck Norris once punched a man so hard that he immediately ceased to have ever existed. Link to comment
Delta! 987 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Chuck Norris kidnapped Bryan Mills' daughter and got away with it. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted February 5, 2019 Author Share Posted February 5, 2019 There are five branches of the U.S. military; Army, Marine Corps, Navy, Air Force, and Coast Guard and then there is Chuck Norris, the trunk and roots. Link to comment
Delta! 987 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 When Chuck Norris Sneeze, Hurricanes appear. Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 Chuck Norris uses his beard to sharpen Katana. 1 Link to comment
Delta! 987 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Chuck Norris punched the earth once, it is now known as the big hole 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 Big Bang < Chuck Norris 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,070 Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 On 2/6/2019 at 8:32 PM, Hooyaah said: Big Bang < Chuck Norris Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. gogo Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted February 9, 2019 Author Share Posted February 9, 2019 On movie night Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees make popcorn, turn out the lights, and watch Chuck Norris movies. 1 Link to comment
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