The ads are cracking me up.

[myles 2]

I have commander no more and starting to see the advertisements again. The officer ones crack me up so bad I have to make a thread lol.

 

"Are your opponents too strong? Are you too weak!
				  Change it: Engage Officers"

 

"Your planet produces more problems than resources?
							 Officers can help"

 

heh, they might as well just say - "Depend on officers, you are hopeless without" or "pay to advance your account, when you can't"

[Ike 1]

What we need is more suggested ads for Game Forge. Let's see . . .

 

"When your wallet is bigger than your brain, Buy Officers!"

 

"Don't let skilled players outshine you, Enable Officers."

[gogoblender 3,083]

If yer born dumb buy now

 

 

gogo

[th3undon3on3 0]

A little effort goes a long way...

 

A little money goes further!

 

 

[Blade 1]

I noticed those as well, and I LOL'd.

 

x2 at all your posts.

 

Very nice guys. gogo even tried to make a joke.

[locutus 1]

I know how pathetic. You will not be able to play this game without officers! And why can they never get the english right when they first start anything? Engage officers? Jeez

[gogoblender 3,083]

lol, blade...grrrrrrrrrrrr...though I must say I don't often like cracking jokes here since there are so many others who are way better at it than me...but it did feel good getting to say something at least lukewarm funny here for once. (hopes it was at least luke warm funny )

 

I'm not a fan of the officers thingy...but you gotta say guys...don't the ads look great?

Maybe I'll post a collection of em up here if I have some time.

 

 

 

gogo

[Blade 1]

Ah cmon Gogo, we all know you have one of the most humorous guys here. Or were you joking about being bad at joking.

 

I must admit they spent some time making those ads. Not like a 2 year old put them together on paint. (Thats what my graphics look like )