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No, you are 42!

 

Is the Dragon Mage a dragon or be he a Mage?

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I haven't seen any spoons around here, so maybe you're right.

 

Have you ever tasted the delicious combination of honey and butter?

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I think around the block where I hide the internetz

 

 

Is a sphinx half Man half Lion or half Lion half Man?

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Neither. It is half goat, half turkey.

 

Which is the biggest ocean by volume?

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The Mirianic.

 

Would Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and Thesaurus prefer WD-40 over 44-DD?

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Depends if the 44-DDs are lactating :)

 

What was it that Bilbo had in his pocket?

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Lint.

 

How long is an inch in centimetres?

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Because the front of the book says don't panic in large friendly letters.

 

 

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

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Tulips on an harpsichord.

 

What is a hero?

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Those who while in dire emergency think with their legs!

 

 

Where are the wild things?

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No, but I think the cake made it!

 

Is there anything the magic 8 ball can't answer?

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When it comes to beer, maybe.

 

 

 

How often should I wash the sheets on my bed?

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Never & sometimes ever if you use marine-blue sheets.

 

 

Is my watch an hour early?

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Only on Mars.

 

Do the elves die in Transcendence?

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