Totalimmortal

awwww you know you want to...ofc I could never advocate police brutality so best you hand that taser to me mister.....and I'll zap one n all *G* see thats how a bunch of my friends got in trouble... we had a little issue with a little post-chase taser deployment... lol it legitimately wasnt my fault though =D -Total

but see that's the fun of drinking, half the battle is getting the refreshing beverage in the cup =P... I mean, you gotta work of the calories somehow right? Cheers -Total

hmm... maybe... hmmm... OK I WILL BUY IT =P hehe -Total

What do I do if... I'm playing a single player game on my new reinstall of Sacred Gold vs 2.28 (not ASE... can't seem to get 2.28 ASE from the patch idk why)... Aaaaaaaaand I've got a 70ish DE in silver. I have been kinda ignoring the main quest lately and just kinda runnin around exploring... trying to collect huron's set lol. but... I came back to the main quest: the elements of Ancaria, and I got all the elements, and now have to bring them to Shareefa in Mystdale Castle. wellllll I am currently sitting in Mystdale Castle waiting for her to have a little speech bubble so I can give her the freakin elements. I've beaten the game plenty of times but I'd like to get someone to Gold difficulty on my new computer. Before I had picked up the element of water from the dwarf/darkelf underwater dungeon/fortress, I had already been through mystdale castle workin on some quests. I had been into the building where Shareefa stands (much like Mike Tyson, unable to complete a simple act of speech) before I collected my element. Does anyone know why I am unable to converse with Shareefa? Any recommendations? I really don't feel like exporting this character into a new game and doing it again, as even though that would take little effort, its still more effort than I'm willing to put out. any advice? Thanks a bazillion guys, appreciate it -Total

I figured they were so that when you drop them on the trip from the table to the mouth, there is less glass to clean up... -Total

Ya I thought it was gonna be kinda like Heroes 3... but alas I was quite wrong... still enjoyed it though =D -Total

Note to self. do not chase whiskey with vodka. =P -Total

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! -Total

Do the Super-smash series ever get old to anyone else here? just wondering... =P And yeah Zyth, I want the elite but I'm buying my cousin's arcade just because of the price... $250 plus 3 games and 2 controllers... just no hard drive... so I figure for 520 I can get a 20GB HD and rockband plus all teh controllers and whatnot... Is it worth buying a new one to get the warranty stuff though? <-rather important question lol. has anyone experienced the very painful experience of a broken 360? I would rather not have something go wrong that I can't fix. -Total

Oblivion and Elder scrolls seems to also remind me of a game called Dark Messiah of Might and Magic... anyone here ever play that? I bought it, played it for 3 days and lost it somewhere... lol -Total

HAPPY NEW YEARS ALL! Resolution: To be more respectful to all of my 'clients' if they are being cooperative. =P I guess that means no post-chase tasers =( Seriously all, stay safe and be good =P -Total

Yes the Hellboy comics were in my opinion better than the first movie... but I was still quite a big fan of the movie. I hope the 2nd lives up to my expectations -Total

Sweet vid. question... I didn't see the baddies reapper... where do they go? -Total

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL! AVOID HANGOVERS! STAY DRUNK! drinks on me =D -Total

1. What color pants are you wearing? Blue Jeans 2. What are you listening to right now? Stone Temple Pilots 3. What was the last thing you ate? The FATTEST Italian Sub ever =D 4. Do you wish on stars? Huh? nope. 5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Black? 6. What is the weather right now? Overcast with a chance of rain 7. Favorite drink? Sobe Green Tea 8. Favorite sport? Baseball 9. Hair color? Black 10. Do you wear contacts? Nope 11. Siblings? little sister 12. Favorite month? July 13. Favorite food? Anything Italian 14. What was the last movie you saw at the theater? Walk Hard. It sucked don't see it. 15. Favorite day of the year? Any day that is a good day. 16. How do you vent your anger? Go to the shooting range/Play drums 17. What was your favorite toy as a child? Prolly my BB gun 18. Summer or winter? Summer 19. Hugs or kisses? Kisses 20. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla 21. When was the last time you cried? Hmm... I cried laughing at my friend getting tased... 22. What is under your bed? I wish I knew 23. What did you do last night? Heheheheh it was New Year's eve what do you think I did? 24. What are you afraid of? Losing someone close to me 25. Plain, buttered or salted popcorn? BUTTERED & SALTED... with that cheesy salt from the movie theatre 26. Favorite car? ooooo Porsche GT3 Twin Turbo (I wish...) 27. Favorite flower? Iris 28. Number of keys on your key ring? oh god... hmmm like 15/20? 29. How many years at your current job? 1 30. Favorite day of the week? Saturday 31. What did you do on your last birthday? Went to school =( 32. How many states have you lived in? 2 33. How many cities/towns have you lived in? 2 34. What is your favourite scent? Burning gunpowder (Means another great day at the range =D) 35. What is your favorite candy? Caramel 36. Married or single? Involved 37. Happy or Sad about the direction your life is taking right now? Quite quite happy 38. What do you miss the most right now? Being a kid 39. Any regrets? yeah, not being a kid anymore. and not taking formal drum lessons as a kid 40. Sunshine or a Rainy day? Sunshine 41. Are you in love? Maybe idk -Total

Makes me wonder too Schot... did you just find a loophole that we should all exploit while they're busy making Sacred 2 so they don't have time to fix the original? =D hehe hopefully this will stay around for a while if it works. -Total

Do you have to pay extra for that? seemingly noobish question, yes, but Totals just a poor dude trying to game for fun... hehe -Total

Take some nyquil while you're at it. It has nothing to do with a stomachache, but if you've ever seen lewis black, you will know that it is 180 Proof, so... well connect the dots =P GET BETTER EVERYONE! -Total

you mean... I can't go into every building? *sniff sniff* I WAS LIED TO! AHHHH Total-Rampage! (Total) + (Total's Mafia Uncle) + (Total's Mafia Uncle's 'little friend') = (friend of mine who lied to me!) Its all good game still looks good!...but still On a side note, can we get a taser smiley? -Total *still tired at 8:15 AM)

Kinda off topic... BUT Did anyone read the Hellboy comics in the early 90s? I read em when I was a mere lad and loved em! -Total

I thought it looked really cool, mainly because I was a fan of 12 Monkeys with Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt... It looks like a cooler version of that movie, minus *choir of angels* the GOD BRUCE WILLIS *end choir of angels*. Yes I worship Bruce, but this movie looks cool even though he's not in it. -Total

I'm thinking about crying because I really want that movie to be good. =/... oh well, hopefully I will see it today. -Total

Clare, im'a get cracked if I try and play that... and I thought it was for sega lol but I was like, nawww it couldnt'a been. =P good deal, will dl it and attempt to get my bike up and ready. and zyther lol, 170 is like my entire weeks paycheck (I really have no idea why, I should be making much more than that, I put in 40 hrs and make more than minimum wage... I think my government is trying to theft me! =P) but for someone who plays drums... I like having more than 4 things to hit at once... at least the full version comes with a bass pedal too... I got kicked outta best buy the other day bc I went in there and just played and played lol got 99% on expert on paranoid by black sabbath =D hehe. great system though in my opinion, its got everything you need. quick question though, why would someone want a 120 gb hard drive for about 180USD when they can get a 20 gb for 100USD and the game saves for the 360 are like 300kb per save...? why would one need 119.5 gb of free space?!?!!

All I can say is getting tased sucks. To quote beavis and butthead do america "This sucks more than anything that has sucked before." Pain, pain and when you get up, you are still stinging and disoriented. not only that but the mental surprise of losing all muscle control and thinking that you have control over your body is just wild. ever grab on to the prongs of something you're plugging in the wall? that sucks enough... multiply that by like a trillionfifillion. DO NOT MESS WITH YOUR RESPECTIVE POLICE AGENCY IF THEY CARRY TASERS. I'm convinced I'd rather be shot. Cheers all, don't play with electricity -Total

I'm buying a 360 sometime next week for 3 reasons, Rockband, Assassin's Creed, and Assassin's Creed. It's arguably the coolest looking game of all time, I mean, what other game has an entire environment that you can manipulate? Not only that, but you are an assassin... sneaking around, being stealthy, stuff like that. Me gusta! -Total