Anestty 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 25 Signs your getting OLD!! 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m . is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.” 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.” 10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good FECAL MATTER!.” 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.” 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh FECAL MATTER! what the hell!” Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 One third of those tell me I'm still young, another thurd tell me I'm getting old, and the last third are lame. Link to comment
erialc 2 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Oh god!...I can relate too too many of them Link to comment
Indy13 5 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 None of them apply to me. Woohoo! I win! Link to comment
fRACTAL 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Ha indy! None will apply to me for at least a decade and a half ~Doom Link to comment
Guest gogoblender Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers. noooooo...more...*chants*...Mcd's Poor Poochie! gogo Link to comment
gintukas 0 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 damn it, im getting old :cha (18): Link to comment
toret 0 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 damn it, im getting old :cha (18): Me too Link to comment
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