Men's Rules

[Yarasa 0]

We always hear " the rules "

From the female side.

 

 

 

 

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

 

 

 

 

 

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

 

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon

Or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

 

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.

And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

 

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

 

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

 

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

 

1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

 

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.

 

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go some where, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

 

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,

Or golf.

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

 

 

 

I need to hide somewhere. My wife is looking for me

[erialc 2]

 

I'm going to tell her where you are hiding

 

[myles 2]

Our future grooms in the fellowship need to stay away from this thread lol.

 

(well at least for a year or two )

[th3undon3on3 0]

It's funny because it's true!

[fRACTAL 0]

Finally some equalising

~Doom

[Schot 407]

Quick Yarasa! This way to the men's bomb shelter!

 

Just one question though... What IS mauve anyway? Is that some sort of secret word weapon that women have created to confound men?

 

 

Hehe, nice one.

[Therion X 19]

Whahaha, that is so true.

Ye.. Girls are really weird

 

And Schot, I guess Mauve is something like rose <-> pink.. something, only Women claim to know

[fRACTAL 0]

Isn't it one of their many names for purple...?

You know the ones they give different types of purple rather than just saying light purple

~Doom

[myles 2]

Mauve is a purple dye, my mother loves sewing and the like so I know it.

 

And no I can't sew, I just know how...

[Schot 407]

Oooooh. I get it now! It's E0B0FF. Gosh guys. Why didn't you just say so?

 

P.s.

lol Can you just imagine it. "Wow dear! That E0B0FF looks fantastic on you!"

 

 

*wonders if he should take a lil break in the padded room from all the tech stuff...*

[Therion X 19]

Oooooh. I get it now! It's E0B0FF. Gosh guys. Why didn't you just say so?

 

P.s.

lol Can you just imagine it. "Wow dear! That E0B0FF looks fantastic on you!"

 

 

*wonders if he should take a lil break in the padded room from all the tech stuff...*

 

I can't stop laughing, that'S Way too good

[myles 2]

Oooooh. I get it now! It's E0B0FF. Gosh guys. Why didn't you just say so?

 

P.s.

lol Can you just imagine it. "Wow dear! That E0B0FF looks fantastic on you!"

 

 

*wonders if he should take a lil break in the padded room from all the tech stuff...*

 

Gosh gogo its about time you release Schot from his prison, he will talk with BB codes next.

 

Or better yet, just add this E whatever color code to the drop menu.

[fRACTAL 0]

Thats mauve... Gogo release schot, for his and our, sanity

~Doom

[Therion X 19]

Why should gogo release Schot?

As we can see, imprisoned Guys can be fanatically funny

Edited April 23, 2007 by Therion X

[erialc 2]

*swallows key*

 

[fRACTAL 0]

*Chains door*

~Doom

[myles 2]

*Rationalize Schot's food supply*

[erialc 2]

[Therion X 19]

*stand and breathe*

 

[Yarasa 0]

lol Can you just imagine it. "Wow dear! That E0B0FF looks fantastic on you!"

 

[th3undon3on3 0]

Oooooh. I get it now! It's E0B0FF. Gosh guys. Why didn't you just say so?

 

P.s.

lol Can you just imagine it. "Wow dear! That E0B0FF looks fantastic on you!"

 

 

*wonders if he should take a lil break in the padded room from all the tech stuff...*

 

Roses are FF0000, violets are 0000FF,

All of my base are belong to you.

[Schot 407]

lol

 

Ah craziness. What fun! hahaha. Now let me out or I'll be forced to send mah thugs BB[bust you up]code and Hex to come collect yer kneecaps!

 

*Copy's th3undon3on3s too cool poem to give to girlfriend... When I've finished programming her.*

[th3undon3on3 0]

When I've finished programming her.

 

[Yarasa 0]

*... When I've finished programming her.*

 

Just making sure, don't forget to install a PAUSE or STOP button on it

 

...runs and hides before wife read this

[fRACTAL 0]

*... When I've finished programming her.*

 

Just making sure, don't forget to install a PAUSE or STOP button on it

 

...runs and hides before wife read this

Good luck on the far side of the moon Yarasa

~Doom