Delta!

Smiley -> Emoji ... not the biggest fan of people that over use them...

Fritz Schulz-Reichel -> Der schräge Otto (Fritz Schulz-Reichel -> The Crazy Otto) Aerosmith -> Crazy

Unlimited -> endless

Shortage -> limited

Wetzlar -> Franschhoek Village We lived there for almost three years. Absolutely beautiful, picturesque little town nestled right in the winelands. Perfect for a weekend getaway. Unfortunately the reality of living there for an extended period of time wasn't quite as idyllic. Very expensive place. And the charming village atmosphere very quickly started feeling more like a culture corset. To give you an idea how small it is, there's not even a traffic light in the town. No Asian restaurants other than a 5 Star Indian allowed. No Take aways. Only two food supermarkets. No chain restaurants. Only french fusion cuisine. We had good times there. But I wasn't sorry to leave it behind.

Genes -> Jeans

Vampire bat -> blood

souvenir -> memento

Tremblant -> Picture postcard

Ultra -> Mega

Custodian -> Aunt Petunia

Pregnant -> offspring My Fiance struggles to refer to children as "Children/kids/young ones"... So he calls them Offspring/Spawn/Crotch goblin/Crap factory/Sprog... Watch this for inspiration

awkward -> Circumstance

salacious -> inappropriate

delicious -> Curry