Anestty 0 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 HOW MEN AND WOMEN SHOWER DIFFERENTLY . . . How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. Link to comment
Katran 0 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Were do you find this things! Link to comment
Guest gogoblender Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 LOoooooooooooLL! I saw this somewhere before, it's friggin hysterical! Great Catch Anestty +++ gogo Link to comment
Guest gogoblender Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Ahh, now I know where I saw it... on you tube! lol, enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwg2R6M7rV8 gogo Link to comment
Omer_vendetta 0 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 hehe it is very funny Link to comment
Indy13 5 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Ahh, now I know where I saw it...on you tube! lol, enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwg2R6M7rV8 gogo That movie made it even more hilarious. Nice one. Link to comment
erialc 2 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Thats funny! and the movie! Link to comment
Lucalain 0 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 The second part is funny but I don't agree with it. I never do anything it says. Why do these men/women comparisons always make men disgusting and stupid? Link to comment
fRACTAL 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Seen it before on DA, it's still funny! Lucalain, its because its true ~Doom P.S. I think we need a secret passworded forum for rude stuff (like blackbloods boozer at DA) Link to comment
Yarasa 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Hey guys, I can't make that woo-woo sound. Is there any tricks Link to comment
Guest gogoblender Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 hahah ayup all about that woo woo sound gogo Link to comment
Katran 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Ahh Yarasa every one has that woo-woo sound problem at one point. Practice makes perfect. Why do you think Gogo runs around without pants. He is in training Sorry Gogo I had to do that. Link to comment
Guest gogoblender Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 That Woo Woo Comes in Handy oh lemme tell ya ^^ gogo Link to comment
Indy13 5 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Lol, the woo-woo sound is the final stage in the path to manliness. Woo-woo! Link to comment
Borg 0 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 (edited) But-- prepare your self what what if are you ready ------------------------ you made and went woo woo sound and added the dreaded and scary third woo Edited March 23, 2007 by Borg Link to comment
Anestty 0 Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 But--prepare your self what what if are you ready ------------------------ you made and went woo woo sound and added the dreaded and scary third woo I did this ONCE - the third woo - I had to leave the town I lived in ... and I'm still single! Link to comment
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