40 Reasons Why It Is Good to Be a Woman

[FrostElfGuard 9]

0 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman

 

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

 

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

 

3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

 

4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

 

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

 

6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.

 

7. Women live longer than men.

 

8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.

 

9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

 

10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

 

11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.

 

12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

 

13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

 

14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...

 

15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

 

16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

 

17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

 

18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

 

19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

 

20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

 

21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

 

22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

 

23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

 

24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

 

25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake

 

26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

 

27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

 

28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

 

29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.

 

30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

 

31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.

 

32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

 

33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.

 

34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

 

35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

 

36. Women don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.

 

37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.

 

38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.

 

39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

 

40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.

 

 

 

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I had to post this. I had to. (*the voices told me to!*)

[Arilaftia 0]

although Im so temped to heckle a few here!! *cough* I kill plants really really well if they are in the house! And of course a few here I dont have to do but its fun to anyway!

[podgie_bear 184]

One reason why it is good to be a man.

 

1) You can say your useless at it and a woman will do it for you to show that she is superior.

[OuttaTown 0]

0 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman

 

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

 

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

 

3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

 

4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

 

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

 

6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.

 

7. Women live longer than men.

 

8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.

 

9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

 

10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

 

11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.

 

12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

 

13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

 

14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...

 

15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

 

16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

 

17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

 

18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

 

19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

 

20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

 

21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

 

22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

 

23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

 

24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

 

25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake

 

26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

 

27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

 

28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

 

29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.

 

30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

 

31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.

 

32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

 

33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.

 

34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

 

35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

 

36. Women don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.

 

37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.

 

38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.

 

39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

 

40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.

 

 

 

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I had to post this. I had to. (*the voices told me to!*)

[Borg 0]

Why its good to live in Winnipeg

If your doggy runs awaya day later you can still see him on the horizon

( sorry guys its sort of a Canadian joke about how flat the province is. It's one of those you have to be there to appricate it)

Edited December 11, 2007 by Borg

[erialc 2]

Frosty.

 

I'm with Ari on the plants though, yheu commit suicide when I buy em to save me killing them off! and I won't tell which off them just don't apply

[Seductive_Vampie 0]

LOL that was great though a few of them are totally not me hahaha but hey that was great!!

[Schot 407]

.....and I won't tell which off them just don't apply

 

 

lol. So which one is it Claire? The Gladiator? The Dark Elf? The Battle Mage? Oh wait. Iiiiii know. It's the Dwarf isn't it!

 

 

 

 

18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

[Arilaftia 0]

.....and I won't tell which off them just don't apply

 

 

lol. So which one is it Claire? The Gladiator? The Dark Elf? The Battle Mage? Oh wait. Iiiiii know. It's the Dwarf isn't it!

 

18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

 

naaaaa neva!

[Genenut 8]

Borg, speaking of flat , did you know that space mountain (the inside mouse style rollercoaster at disneyland) is the 3rd highest mountain in all of FL ....

Edited December 11, 2007 by Genenut

[Erling 3]

LOL(just a little) this was depressing so who can make a list for us men to read:)

 

1. we dont need real womens because we are attracted to women in computer games:)

[Seductive_Vampie 0]

LOL omg and that is a good thing