Sacred 3 Review - Zero Punctuation - nothing is Sacred

[gogoblender 1,794]

Never heard of this guy before, but WOW...did he ever make me feel better regarding these dull angry feeling of bitterness and resentment towards what happened to Sacred 3...

U know... I may just be healed

bravo BEN "YAHTZEE" CROSHAW

Nothing is Sacred

This guy writes with some serious dagger... love it

 

gogo

[colif 36]

Already discussing it here

[gogoblender 1,794]

I've never seen anyone do a review like that before. Does he really speak that fast or is it sped up on purpose?

Much as Angry Joe seemed like it was just a lazy review, this guy puts in the work and it shows!

Clever writing, insightful insults, awesome video editing...

This may have been the best thing about Sacred 3 period!

 

gogo

[colif 36]

Yes that is about normal and since we talking here, I will link this as an example of him liking a game. However grudgingly.

 

I like the style of his videos too, not overly animated.

[SX255 628]

Sacred 3 - Nothing is Sacred

 

Link is broken. Try this

[gogoblender 1,794]

Thanks SX...fixed

 

 

gogo

[SX255 628]

I wonder how high will it go on his "end of the year top 5 worst games"? I'll bet on Nr 1 and Nr 2.

[gogoblender 1,794]

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

 

gogo

[wolfie2kX 525]

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

 

gogo

Pity we can't reserve a row of skulls somewhere for the guys from Deep Silver responsible for this abomination.

 

Heads Should Roll...

[SX255 628]

 

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

 

gogo

Pity we can't reserve a row of skulls somewhere for the guys from Deep Silver responsible for this abomination.

Heads Should Roll...

 

If Llama8 can be a demon in Underworld, so can DS marketing department be an infamous enemy in the game. I'm thinking something along the lines of a multiheaded corrupter... but a hydra is too weak... Tiamat!

 

 

Now, we need to figure out how to remake this thing into an original uncopywriten design. Multiheaded demon or something?.. Maybe have have it <censored> Octagolamus...

Also, who's got 99 euro?!

Edited August 22, 2014 by SX255

[Little Faith 23]

Nah, just have the big boss meanie reside in the fortress of "Silverdeep".

[Aegis 254]

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

 

gogo

Things like releasing the game early before the embargo is lifted can be considered a new low, but I can't see it as top 5 worst game. Scary thought.

[gogoblender 1,794]

 

 

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

 

gogo

Pity we can't reserve a row of skulls somewhere for the guys from Deep Silver responsible for this abomination.

Heads Should Roll...

 

If Llama8 can be a demon in Underworld, so can DS marketing department be an infamous enemy in the game. I'm thinking something along the lines of a multiheaded corrupter... but a hydra is too weak... Tiamat!

 

 

Now, we need to figure out how to remake this thing into an original uncopywriten design. Multiheaded demon or something?.. Maybe have have it <censored> Octagolamus...

Also, who's got 99 euro?!

ha

even that could be too cruel

 

gogo

[gogoblender 1,794]

 

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

 

gogo

Pity we can't reserve a row of skulls somewhere for the guys from Deep Silver responsible for this abomination.

 

Heads Should Roll...

lol, heads should roll... cept not in the DarkMatters crypt

 

 

gogo

[Timotheus 103]

Just found out he obliterated reviewed the game wow...

[gogoblender 1,794]

Just saw it eh?

Kept reviewing this review over and over... the sheer effort put into his stomp is just amazing!\\

 

gogo

[Ironwill 135]

couldn't resist! I think he sums up the entire hatred we feel in 5 minutes video

 

 

Enjoy

[gogoblender 1,794]

I was really impressed when I first saw this video. You summed it up perfectly IronWill, this guy pretty much says it all

 

 

gogo

[Flix 3,259]

Previous thread on the video (it's literally one topic down from this).

[Ironwill 135]

I am very sorry,I was careless.Can you please remove this topic gogo?

[gogoblender 1,794]

Merged the topic, this way we're hanging out here this fabulously sunny Sunday morn^^

This was actually my favorite review of Sacred 3... I pretty much catharsised on it, and all my heart breaking achy breaking ness was healed.

 

Okay, well not really, but maybe almost?

 

 

gogo

[Ironwill 135]

I think I kept laughing around at least 2 minutes,describing arya's instruction part was hilarious

[Knuckles 877]

Watched his review a few times....not sure I'll ever get tired of it. I had almost bought S3 knowing how Un-Sacred it was just so I could answer any questions our members might have had about it. I was willing to take one for the team, bite the bullet, to boldly go where no one wanted to go.

 

But the questions never materialized and my money was used for more pleasing things. My only regret is that I wish Unbended started it's production a lot sooner. I hate waiting to get my fix for anything related to Sacred. But that feeling will never get bad enough to purchase S3.

[SX255 628]

Watched his review a few times....not sure I'll ever get tired of it. I had almost bought S3 knowing how Un-Sacred it was just so I could answer any questions our members might have had about it. I was willing to take one for the team, bite the bullet, to boldly go where no one wanted to go.

 

But the questions never materialized and my money was used for more pleasing things. My only regret is that I wish Unbended started it's production a lot sooner. I hate waiting to get my fix for anything related to Sacred. But that feeling will never get bad enough to purchase S3.

 

If you ever do get to play it, could you try beating the game using nothing but the legendary dodge-roll option?

[Ironwill 135]

SX255 block reaches 90% at higher levels,have you tried that? It makes boss fights literally nothing