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#1 gogoblender

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 07:01 AM

Never heard of this guy before, but WOW...did he ever make me feel better regarding these dull angry feeling of bitterness and resentment towards what happened to Sacred 3...

U know... I may just be healed

bravo BEN "YAHTZEE" CROSHAW 

Nothing is Sacred

This guy writes with some serious dagger... love it

 

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#2 colif

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 07:12 AM

Already discussing it here



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Posted 21 August 2014 - 07:14 AM

I've never seen anyone do a review like that before.  Does he really speak that fast or is it sped up on purpose?

Much as Angry Joe seemed like it was just a lazy review, this guy puts in the work and it shows!

Clever writing, insightful insults, awesome video editing...

This may have been the best thing about Sacred 3 period!

 

:4rofl:

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#4 colif

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 07:40 AM

Yes that is about normal and since we talking here, I will link this  as an example of him liking a game. However grudgingly.

 

I like the style of his videos too, not overly animated.



#5 SX255

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 08:24 AM

Sacred 3 - Nothing is Sacred

 

Link is broken. Try this


Silly message nr353 - We don't have bugs, we have dragons!

#6 gogoblender

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 08:27 AM

Thanks SX...fixed

 

:)

 

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#7 SX255

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 09:00 AM

I wonder how high will it go on his "end of the year top 5 worst games"? I'll bet on Nr 1 and Nr 2.


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#8 gogoblender

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 09:03 AM

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

:)

 

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 12:47 AM

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

:)

 

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Pity we can't reserve a row of skulls somewhere for the guys from Deep Silver responsible for this abomination. 

 

Heads Should Roll... 


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No... Seriously...


#10 SX255

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:29 AM

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

:)

 

gogo

Pity we can't reserve a row of skulls somewhere for the guys from Deep Silver responsible for this abomination. 

Heads Should Roll... 

 

If Llama8 can be a demon in Underworld, so can DS marketing department be an infamous enemy in the game. I'm thinking something along the lines of a multiheaded corrupter... but a hydra is too weak... Tiamat!

 

tiamat_p93.jpg

 

Now, we need to figure out how to remake this thing into an original uncopywriten design. Multiheaded demon or something?.. Maybe have have it <censored> Octagolamus...

Also, who's got 99 euro?!


Edited by SX255, 22 August 2014 - 03:31 AM.

Silly message nr353 - We don't have bugs, we have dragons!

#11 Little Faith

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 05:11 AM

Nah, just have the big boss meanie reside in the fortress of "Silverdeep".



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Posted 22 August 2014 - 05:58 PM

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

:)

 

gogo

Things like releasing the game early before the embargo is lifted can be considered a new low, but I can't see it as top 5 worst game.  Scary thought.


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#13 gogoblender

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Posted 23 August 2014 - 07:39 AM

 

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

:)

 

gogo

Pity we can't reserve a row of skulls somewhere for the guys from Deep Silver responsible for this abomination. 

Heads Should Roll... 

 

If Llama8 can be a demon in Underworld, so can DS marketing department be an infamous enemy in the game. I'm thinking something along the lines of a multiheaded corrupter... but a hydra is too weak... Tiamat!

 

tiamat_p93.jpg

 

Now, we need to figure out how to remake this thing into an original uncopywriten design. Multiheaded demon or something?.. Maybe have have it <censored> Octagolamus...

Also, who's got 99 euro?!

ha

even that could be too cruel

:lol:

 

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#14 gogoblender

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Posted 23 August 2014 - 07:40 AM

HOw just... Sacred 3 voted worst game of the year?

Does this actually impact Deep Silver's marketing team, think anyone will face repercussions?

 

:)

 

gogo

Pity we can't reserve a row of skulls somewhere for the guys from Deep Silver responsible for this abomination. 

 

Heads Should Roll... 

lol, heads should roll... cept not in the DarkMatters crypt

 

:P

 

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 01:30 PM

Just found out he obliterated reviewed the game :) wow...


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#16 gogoblender

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 07:33 PM

Just saw it eh?

Kept reviewing this review over and over... the sheer effort put into his stomp is just amazing!\\

:lol:

 

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Posted 11 October 2014 - 10:09 PM

couldn't resist! I think he sums up the entire hatred we feel in 5 minutes video

 

 

Enjoy :D



#18 gogoblender

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Posted 11 October 2014 - 10:31 PM

I was really impressed when I first saw this video.  You summed it up perfectly IronWill, this guy pretty much says it all

 

:)

 

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Posted 11 October 2014 - 10:56 PM

Previous thread on the video (it's literally one topic down from this). :)


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Posted 12 October 2014 - 12:37 AM

I am very sorry,I was careless.Can you please remove this topic gogo?






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