gogoblender 3,070 Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Delta! said: What is the difference between Roast Beef, and Pea Soup...? Hide contents Anyone can Roast Beef. lol, like the use of the hider...clever gogo 1 Link to comment
Delta! 987 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day. Push a man from an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life. Link to comment
Popular Post Delta! 987 Posted December 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2020 What do you call a cow that gives bad milk? An udder dissapointment 2 Link to comment
Popular Post Hooyaah 2,823 Posted December 2, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2020 I realize now that I have a serious addiction to math. All the sines were there. I had a hard time functioning. I'd go off on tangents all the time. In the beginning, I was in my prime and my life was on a great vector. Then, my problems began to multiply exponentially. Trouble had divided my relationships. Eventually, I felt subtracted from reality, to the point that I could not integrate. To sum things up, I never grasped the root of it all! 2 Link to comment
Popular Post gogoblender 3,070 Posted December 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2020 What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. gogo 2 Link to comment
Popular Post Hooyaah 2,823 Posted December 2, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2020 The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic. 2 Link to comment
Delta! 987 Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 My Liquid diet is going fabulously! After 4 bottles of wine, I no longer care about how fat I am... 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted December 3, 2020 Author Share Posted December 3, 2020 What happened when the small red grape was crushed? It let out a little wine. Link to comment
Delta! 987 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I am trying to make my own hand sanitizer, but I keep ending up with margaritas 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted December 4, 2020 Author Share Posted December 4, 2020 I was struggling to get my girlfriend’s attention. So, I sat down on the couch and looked comfortable, that did the trick. Link to comment
Popular Post gogoblender 3,070 Posted December 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 4, 2020 my brother just posted this on FB... cracks me up gogo 1 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted December 4, 2020 Author Share Posted December 4, 2020 Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. 1 Link to comment
Delta! 987 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Rapid fire: "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!" "What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk." "I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know." "It takes guts to be an organ donor." "Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable." "What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!" "I'm starting a new dating service in Prague. It's called Czech-Mate." 1 Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 ^ It's ironic that you would mention about starting a dating site. I was going to start one for Eskimos. Who, I thought, would be lonelier than they. I decided not to. I was just not that Inuit. Link to comment
gogoblender 3,070 Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 i love plant jokes ... there's been a huge explosion online of people at home with plant growing...one of my friends has gone absolutely bananas and is now living in an almost-jungle gogo Link to comment
Hooyaah 2,823 Posted December 10, 2020 Author Share Posted December 10, 2020 The Butterfly Effect 1 Link to comment
gogoblender 3,070 Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 hahahah weeeeee.. good one Steve hahhahah... this one gets me too :lol; gogo Link to comment
chattius 2,526 Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 For a few hours we had snow, d*!% global warming 1 Link to comment
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