Types of woman

[Yarasa 0]

After the success of the previous post, I will sacrifice myself and post one more spam about woman

 

Hopefully I could translate every word to English without problem and you will enjoy the post as much as I enjoy when I read in Turkish.

 

Types of woman:

 

-Hard-Disk type of woman:

It records all the data in her brain. And does not forget anything

 

-RAM type of woman:

She will forget everything when she is done with you

 

-WINDOWS type of woman:

Even everyone knows she can not do anything right, no one can do without her

 

-EXCEL type of woman:

Even she has very capable to do too many things, most of the people uses her for simple needs

 

-SCREENSAVER type of woman:

She won't be good for anything but entertainment

 

-INTERNET type of woman:

Hard to reach type of woman

 

-SERVER type of woman:

When ever you need she will be always busy or slow

 

-MULTIMEDIA type of woman:

She will be able to make terrible things looks good

 

-EMAIL type of woman:

8 of 10 words of her is meaningless

 

-VIRUS type of woman:

Other name of this is "WIFE" *checks over shoulder She will enter in your life, on your weakest time and starts using your resourses. When you try to get rid of her, you always end up loosing some valuables. If you are not able to get rid of her on time, you will loose everything.

[Yarasa 0]

I find the original text I guess but I didn't wanted to delete my beautiful translation . Decided the post again for you to pick which one you like.

 

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Type Of Women

 

Which type of woman is yours?

 

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

 

RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

 

WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no

one can

live without her.

 

EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her

for

your four basic needs.

 

SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun to

look at!

 

INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.

 

SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.

 

MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

 

CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.

 

E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

 

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she

comes,

installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall

her you

will lose some! thing, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose

everything ..........

[erialc 2]

[pOst TenEbrAs luX 0]

Art Connoisseur,

That is a great Title.

ROFFL, where do you come up with this stuff?

[Yarasa 0]

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ROFFL, where do you come up with this stuff?

 

One of my friend post in another forum. pretty much copy-paste from there

 

@erialc: -MOTHERBOARD type of woman. You can't do without her Also my wife is in this category of-course. She is not in this category because of she is watching what I am typing right now. I was planing to state this anyway even if she wasn't watching

[Indy13 5]

@erialc: -MOTHERBOARD type of woman. You can't do without her Also my wife is in this category of-course. She is not in this category because of she is watching what I am typing right now. I was planing to state this anyway even if she wasn't watching

Is she holding a frying pan by any chance?

 

 

Great stufff!

[erialc 2]

 

Ahh Yarasa...you charmer you ...I love the fact that I usually find these threads of yours when I am struggling to wake up too early in the morning

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VIDEOCARD woman, she makes things look better and is always getting better

~Doom

[myles 2]

Yarasa is being modest I think, I have heard worse.

 

USB woman: Call her only if you need her.

 

PRINTER woman: Alway hungry for more.

 

BIOS woman: Your mom.

 

I don't remember the rest...

 

[Yarasa 0]

Is she holding a frying pan by any chance?

 

Frying pan is old school. Now there are better weapons.

Much more accurate and has rapid fire against husbands. For example:

 

Actually this is more old school than pan but I already wrote and lazy to change it again

[Moon_reaper 0]

Don't forget a womans most dangerous weapon, her mouth, hehe!

[erialc 2]

 

Her mightiest weapon....His credit cards

 

[Katran 0]

 

Her mightiest weapon....His credit cards

 

Yes, a woman with your credit cards is like a tactical submarine. God cant help you.

[fRACTAL 0]

Right, if I marry I'm hiding my credit cards

~Doom

[myles 2]

Right, if I marry I'm hiding my credit cards

~Doom

 

And where do you think you can hide them at?

[erialc 2]

[Katran 0]

Right, if I marry I'm hiding my credit cards

~Doom

Tim you are 15 and lucky by the time you are up for marrage maybe there wont be credit cards.

You can hope!

[fRACTAL 0]

14 man, 14

~Doom

[dicknail 0]

That's really good!!

[dicknail 0]

Linux woman: it's hard to make her use all your hardware, but in the end no one can use it better.

[Yarasa 0]

Linux woman: it's hard to make her use all your hardware, but in the end no one can use it better.

[Katran 0]

Ok everyone the train is going in a bit of a wrong way here lets keep it on the tracks.

We do have women that come to the forum lets not chase them away.

Man without women are nothing after all.

[dicknail 0]

Yep, but I am a man, hence a pig, so I need to defend my hohour of a pig :PP

 

disclaimer: All my comment about women are and will be a joke. Don't take them personally. I'm used to joke with everything, and ... I apologize in advance

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disclaimer: All my comment about women are and will be a joke. Don't take them personally. I'm used to joke with everything, and ... I apologize in advance

don't worry, they know..(I think, I hope)

~Doom

[Arilaftia 0]

HAHAH!

 

Well I grew up in my dads transmission repair shop... NOTHING shocks me... if anything I tend to shock others!

 

So no worries here! LOL