Arilaftia 0 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Link to comment
Schot 407 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 LOL Aaaaah. Life is good eh! Link to comment
fRACTAL 0 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 hehe, made me chuckle ari... Life sure is good... ~Doom Link to comment
th3undon3on3 0 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Made me laugh If only it were that simple though. Link to comment
Seductive_Vampie 0 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 LOL omg I needed that after a hard day ty Ari! Link to comment
ganto 0 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Hahaha ari [...] You can never be pregnant. [...] I so can not argue with you on this one! Link to comment
Timotheus 416 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Ahh we all knew being a man rules Link to comment
erialc 2 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 And I swear men have that envious ability to go back to sleep soundly after being woken....I am soooo jealous! hehe Cheers Ari Link to comment
Genenut 8 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Claire - not to mention thier ability to sleep through screaming babies and vomiting. While mom wakes up at the slightest noise repeatedly through the night. Link to comment
gial 2 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Unfortunately, we also suffer from the biggest burden possible though. We have wives . . . (pokin' back just a teeny bit here) Link to comment
gial 2 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Pardon the double post, but I want everyone to be certai that my remark was entirely in jest. We do have the better of things To all you women out there Link to comment
bhj 24 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 hehe a nice one ari @erialc / Genenut Link to comment
Funkilicious 1 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 actually it is a sad indictment of us women isn't it:) Just how high maintenance are we Link to comment
Arilaftia 0 Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Oh Im glad I could bring out so many giggles! Link to comment
Seductive_Vampie 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 actually I am rather low maintance so I think I need some classes LOL Link to comment
dicknail 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 (edited) ahhh, why I cannot end my conversation in less than 30 min... I am not man enough... I need to practice more Edited December 13, 2007 by dicknail Link to comment
Sylph 0 Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Dearest Ari, I can contradict many of those things, I'll poke back allright. I'll cheap shot even! It's true about certain things but some men do have a sense for fashion. I do not have 2 pair of shoes, I have a couple more. my phonecalls aren't long, but 5 minutes on the phone is enough, I prefer to talk to people in person. Also when I talk with one of my male-friends The conversation tends to be shorter compared to when I conversate with one of my girl-friend, female-friends... But it's kinda true about the same work, more money. Bloody capitalists Somehow I feel attached by those words Ari, don't know why.. Sincerely, Jasper Link to comment
Arilaftia 0 Posted January 2, 2008 Author Share Posted January 2, 2008 hehe Jasper! Oh say what you will as long as you come around more often! hahaha See? I gots me a new whip! Link to comment
Sylph 0 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 *trmbles in fear of the new whip* Yes dear, okay dear, I will do as you ask dear. Huggles, Jasper Link to comment
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