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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

 

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple

creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans

take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be

President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a

water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you

the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas

station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop

and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never

stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,

blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !

 

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about

tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all

your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

 

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are

more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are

unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its

original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only

have to shave your face and neck.

 

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of

shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your

legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of

choice concerning growing a mustache.

 

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25

minutes.

 

No wonder men are happier. :D

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Claire - not to mention thier ability to sleep through screaming babies and vomiting. While mom wakes up at the slightest noise repeatedly through the night.

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Pardon the double post, but I want everyone to be certai that my remark was entirely in jest.

 

We do have the better of things To all you women out there :D

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  • 3 weeks later...

Dearest Ari,

 

I can contradict many of those things, I'll poke back allright. I'll cheap shot even!

It's true about certain things but some men do have a sense for fashion. I do not have 2 pair of shoes, I have a couple more. my phonecalls aren't long, but 5 minutes on the phone is enough, I prefer to talk to people in person. Also when I talk with one of my male-friends The conversation tends to be shorter compared to when I conversate with one of my girl-friend, female-friends... But it's kinda true about the same work, more money. Bloody capitalists :P

 

Somehow I feel attached by those words Ari, don't know why..

 

Sincerely,

Jasper

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